Festive Redneck
@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social
Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.
We have a cat named Harvey for this same reason
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We have a cat named Harvey for this same reason
Look out, we got a chef here!
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Look out, we got a chef here!
I think you meant to say he should get the firing squad immediately. Gotta get you a new comms person, senator.
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I think you meant to say he should get the firing squad immediately. Gotta get you a new comms person, senator.
*Cisco voice* That Jong Jong Jong Jong Jong
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*Cisco voice* That Jong Jong Jong Jong Jong
We used to just make it ourself but the government hates small businesses.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We used to just make it ourself but the government hates small businesses.
I like it. Reminds me of the offering plates from a church I went to when I was a kid.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I like it. Reminds me of the offering plates from a church I went to when I was a kid.
I think you can find room for another h and maybe even another vowel
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I think you can find room for another h and maybe even another vowel
I need you to log out of your fantasy apps and stop thinking about football for like 4 more weeks. My guys can't handle this, Kevin.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I need you to log out of your fantasy apps and stop thinking about football for like 4 more weeks. My guys can't handle this, Kevin.