Festive Redneck
@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social
Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.
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CPU COW COOLANT! CPU COW COOLANT!!1
December 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Lmfao. I went mistletoe hunting today but I use a shotgun to get it down bc I'm not stupid.
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Lmfao. I went mistletoe hunting today but I use a shotgun to get it down bc I'm not stupid.
Sometimes you see the perfect post to riff with and then you see it's from a serious scientist.
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sometimes you see the perfect post to riff with and then you see it's from a serious scientist.
Bitch put your kid in a carseat. He can't even see over the dash, why are you letting him crawl around in a moving car
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bitch put your kid in a carseat. He can't even see over the dash, why are you letting him crawl around in a moving car
You just know the menswear guy has the gayest apparel to don for the holiday season
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You just know the menswear guy has the gayest apparel to don for the holiday season
Which way western man
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Which way western man
The two young drunk guys saying fuck ice in the tik tok video would beat the fuck out of every dude who participated in that young republican focus group.
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The two young drunk guys saying fuck ice in the tik tok video would beat the fuck out of every dude who participated in that young republican focus group.
Young men, this is how you die in a pussy avalanche.
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Young men, this is how you die in a pussy avalanche.
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Pizza hut/Taco bell ass center
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pizza hut/Taco bell ass center
I think we should practice our celebrations.
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think we should practice our celebrations.
I know racists are stupid people by nature, but these people are bottom of the barrel stupid and they're pussies about it. Possibly the weakest generation of supremacists ever. We can physically beat these people out of existence.
Cannot believe this version of the Republican Party won a record number of Latino/Hispanic voters, this country is so cooked lol
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I know racists are stupid people by nature, but these people are bottom of the barrel stupid and they're pussies about it. Possibly the weakest generation of supremacists ever. We can physically beat these people out of existence.
Just had a guy ask me if "bin laden did it"
Me: Did what?
Him: 9/11 stuff.
Me: He didn't "do" 9/11, but yeah he was heavily involved.
Him: I don't think so
Me: why
Him: I don't think they would have thought to hit the pentagon
Me: how old are you?
Him: 19
Me: you aren't old enough to talk to me.
Me: Did what?
Him: 9/11 stuff.
Me: He didn't "do" 9/11, but yeah he was heavily involved.
Him: I don't think so
Me: why
Him: I don't think they would have thought to hit the pentagon
Me: how old are you?
Him: 19
Me: you aren't old enough to talk to me.
December 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just had a guy ask me if "bin laden did it"
Me: Did what?
Him: 9/11 stuff.
Me: He didn't "do" 9/11, but yeah he was heavily involved.
Him: I don't think so
Me: why
Him: I don't think they would have thought to hit the pentagon
Me: how old are you?
Him: 19
Me: you aren't old enough to talk to me.
Me: Did what?
Him: 9/11 stuff.
Me: He didn't "do" 9/11, but yeah he was heavily involved.
Him: I don't think so
Me: why
Him: I don't think they would have thought to hit the pentagon
Me: how old are you?
Him: 19
Me: you aren't old enough to talk to me.
Mike's Hard Half-Zip Pullover
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Mike's Hard Half-Zip Pullover
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Carry on my dumb ass son
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Carry on my dumb ass son
*Slapping my wife's bush*
You can fit so many birds in here
You can fit so many birds in here
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*Slapping my wife's bush*
You can fit so many birds in here
You can fit so many birds in here
This economic plan of It Costs $100 To Walk Out Of Your House Every Day is really not working out for me dawg
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This economic plan of It Costs $100 To Walk Out Of Your House Every Day is really not working out for me dawg
I'm a social contract lawyer and it looks like your actions have voided the contract. PREPARE TO DIE!
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm a social contract lawyer and it looks like your actions have voided the contract. PREPARE TO DIE!
Exciting news! Shit Inc. is partnering with Slop Co. to bring you Slop branded shit and Shit branded Slop everywhere you shop and some places you don't shop!
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Exciting news! Shit Inc. is partnering with Slop Co. to bring you Slop branded shit and Shit branded Slop everywhere you shop and some places you don't shop!
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the first person to beat a dead horse must’ve been like wow this feels amazing
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the first person to beat a dead horse must’ve been like wow this feels amazing
Guys night activity. We carve little statues of women with big ol tiddies and fat asses and we bury them around town for future generations to find
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Guys night activity. We carve little statues of women with big ol tiddies and fat asses and we bury them around town for future generations to find
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The family that prays together stays together. The couple that glues their hands together learn a valuable lesson about solvents. My buddy Joe lives on his own and can pee with the bathroom door open.
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The family that prays together stays together. The couple that glues their hands together learn a valuable lesson about solvents. My buddy Joe lives on his own and can pee with the bathroom door open.
Trump is going to give us war for Christmas when all we really want is to see him have a life ending stroke on national television
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trump is going to give us war for Christmas when all we really want is to see him have a life ending stroke on national television
When you release a sample of your podcast it tells me that you've gotten too high on yourself. No Podcaster is special enough to be teasing episodes. You want to give me free samples go get a job at Sam's club or some shit.
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When you release a sample of your podcast it tells me that you've gotten too high on yourself. No Podcaster is special enough to be teasing episodes. You want to give me free samples go get a job at Sam's club or some shit.
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In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
Local bands that I really like and have been seeing for years have started using ai generated images for their show flyers and promotional merchandise and I'm having a hard time not being devastated by it. For me, the local rock shows were a warm fire in a cold and dismal local scene, and now what?
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Local bands that I really like and have been seeing for years have started using ai generated images for their show flyers and promotional merchandise and I'm having a hard time not being devastated by it. For me, the local rock shows were a warm fire in a cold and dismal local scene, and now what?