WisePanda
@wisepanda.bsky.social
Just a guy with a wicked sense of humor, a thick dick, and cookies.
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C'mon and snuggle up
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
C'mon and snuggle up
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Imagine the feeling of this #thickdaddydick inside your mouth or your fuzzy hole…
…and imagine the massive explosion of cum throbbing from my cock as it floods down your throat or gushes deep inside your ass!
…and imagine the massive explosion of cum throbbing from my cock as it floods down your throat or gushes deep inside your ass!
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Imagine the feeling of this #thickdaddydick inside your mouth or your fuzzy hole…
…and imagine the massive explosion of cum throbbing from my cock as it floods down your throat or gushes deep inside your ass!
…and imagine the massive explosion of cum throbbing from my cock as it floods down your throat or gushes deep inside your ass!
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Reskeeting with alt text
August 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Reskeeting with alt text
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Poor Mr Platypus.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Poor Mr Platypus.
Me everytime this man posts these videos...
October 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me everytime this man posts these videos...
Quote me... if you dare... oooo... 2spoopy4me
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10"
Shoe: 11.5
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: Depends what we're talking about 🥬
Tattoos: Not yet
Piercings: 3
Fave Drinks: Surprise me, I'm easy.
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10"
Shoe: 11.5
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: Depends what we're talking about 🥬
Tattoos: Not yet
Piercings: 3
Fave Drinks: Surprise me, I'm easy.
Quote me…if you dare…
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6’
Shoe: 11.5-12
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: No
Tattoos: 3 & Planning More
Piercings: 6
Fav drinks: Iced Coffee, Scotch, G & T, Yaupon Tea, Ginger Beer, IPA
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6’
Shoe: 11.5-12
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: No
Tattoos: 3 & Planning More
Piercings: 6
Fav drinks: Iced Coffee, Scotch, G & T, Yaupon Tea, Ginger Beer, IPA
Quote me…if you dare…
Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them
Height: 5'9"
Shoe: 9.5
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: Never
Tattoos: None
Piercings: None
Fav drinks: Martinis, G&Ts, Aviations, Whiskey Gingers, Red Wine, Coffee/Lattes, Boba Tea, Matcha, Earl Grey, Darjeeling
Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them
Height: 5'9"
Shoe: 9.5
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: Never
Tattoos: None
Piercings: None
Fav drinks: Martinis, G&Ts, Aviations, Whiskey Gingers, Red Wine, Coffee/Lattes, Boba Tea, Matcha, Earl Grey, Darjeeling
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Quote me... if you dare... oooo... 2spoopy4me
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10"
Shoe: 11.5
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: Depends what we're talking about 🥬
Tattoos: Not yet
Piercings: 3
Fave Drinks: Surprise me, I'm easy.
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10"
Shoe: 11.5
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: Depends what we're talking about 🥬
Tattoos: Not yet
Piercings: 3
Fave Drinks: Surprise me, I'm easy.
Meat, question mark?
September 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Meat, question mark?
Well, that tracks...
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist. Who is it?
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist. Who is it?
July 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Well, that tracks...
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist. Who is it?
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist. Who is it?
Dinner is served... don't be shy, have some more...
June 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Dinner is served... don't be shy, have some more...
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Dad belly? Wanna touch/taste?
May 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dad belly? Wanna touch/taste?
May 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Don't let anyone treat you like an option.
You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
January 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Don't let anyone treat you like an option.
You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
Fucked up trimming my goatee
January 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fucked up trimming my goatee
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
I love all these goons
December 17, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I love all these goons