WisePanda
@wisepanda.bsky.social
Just a guy with a wicked sense of humor, a thick dick, and cookies.
Me, shouting at you from across the club, as you think about it
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Me, shouting at you from across the club, as you think about it
Aw man, missed opportunity for "spreading lies/spreading thighs".
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Aw man, missed opportunity for "spreading lies/spreading thighs".
Wicked cream dispenser... I'll claim that tag
October 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wicked cream dispenser... I'll claim that tag
I'll give you a nice crumb-kake. Crumble up a bunch if cookies and sprinkles them onto your face. Dont worry, I wont forget the cream.
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'll give you a nice crumb-kake. Crumble up a bunch if cookies and sprinkles them onto your face. Dont worry, I wont forget the cream.