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jord
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jord @witchercontract.bsky.social · Oct 17
twitter? i hardly know 'er!
a close up of a young boy 's face with a sad look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a young boy 's face with a sad look on his face .
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni melted on his dad’s lap today… the softest Uni
A black and white cat lies on a person’s lap, eyes closed and completely relaxed, melting into their hand as they pet his head.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
I think this every day… Uni is just too cute
A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes sits facing the camera, wearing a pink polka-dot collar
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
I know what you did…
A black and white cat sits inside a white tunnel, staring straight ahead with a serious look.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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popculture2000s.bsky.social
november has begun
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
In my hands, I can feel Uni’s warmth
A black and white cat is gently cradled in a person’s hands, eyes closed and completely relaxed
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni the Hutt?
A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Even when he’s trying to be intimidating, Uni's just cute
A black and white cat crouches low on a cardboard scratcher, staring forward with round yellow eyes. His tail is raised high, as if trying to look intimidating, but the pose comes off as cute.
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
The cutest :3
A tuxedo cat with shiny yellow eyes rests on a green sofa, showing its white paws while gazing sweetly at the camera.
September 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
One look and you know he’s having fun :3
A black and white tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes is hiding playfully under a piece of crinkled brown packing paper. The cat’s wide eyes and forward-leaning posture make it look like he’s clearly having fun.
September 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
How is he this cute just by sleeping?
A black and white cat is lying on its side, fast asleep on a futon.
August 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Another long day… The usual, please
A black and white cat lounging with a tired, unimpressed look, resting one paw casually in front.
August 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
witchercontract.bsky.social
my stepdad is retired and has no hobbies, how tf does he not answer his phone more
August 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni Gear Solid: Chickeneater
A black and white cat wearing an eyepatch, giving a cool and intense look.
August 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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theoldinternet.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
witchercontract.bsky.social
fuck the government and fuck the censorship laws they're trying to force on us
July 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Happy Undertale anniversary. Please enjoy Ralsei Uni
A black and white cat dressed as Ralsei from Deltarune, wearing round glasses, a turquoise paper hat, and a pink scarf.
July 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
I still can't beleive such a cute little creature lives in my house
A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes is sitting neatly on a wooden floor, looking up with a calm but curious expression.
July 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni :3
A black and white cat is sleeping peacefully under a white blanket, cuddling a small black and white cat plushie. The blanket has a illustration of the cat.
July 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Just a little blep. The cutest! :3
A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes and a tiny pink tongue sticking out, wearing a yellow polka dot bow tie and looking adorably serious under a cat tower. A perfect little blep.
July 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
I didn't care for Brat
Peter Griffin. "It insists upon itself." Meme
July 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
witchercontract.bsky.social
"tear you apart" is still the hottest song ive ever heard ngl
July 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
This is Uni's strongest punch! :3
Uni, a black and white cat with yellow eyes, throws his paw forward like he’s doing a powerful punch. His serious face and the motion blur make it look like an action scene.
July 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
One mention of chicken and he goes like this!
A black and white cat with sparkling eyes, staring up with an excited expression. His ears are perked up and he looks like he just heard the word “chicken.”
June 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
It’s a bit late, but June 10 was the day Uni joined our family (not his birthday）
Thank you for becoming part of our lives, Uni!
June 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
He got in by himself… why that face??
June 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM