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This season of Drag Rage makes me feel like my brain is bleeding and I’m losing the energy to live.

This has never happened in the 36 seasons of Drag Race I’ve watched across the various iterations.

If this was the first season I’d watched 10 years ago, I never would’ve watched others.
March 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This season of Drag Race is so mean. It’s not catty or shady like older seasons; it’s straight up unnecessarily fucking MEAN.
February 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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while everyone is watching football I'm watching the real competition. #dragrace #spraypaintgate
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
RuPaul to queens with names that are too “adult” or “political”: Tessa T. Rileasa Lisa 🤝✌️😶

RuPaul to a queen with a name that officially features an innocent middle initial: Lydia 𝑩𝑼𝑻𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑬 Kollins ❣️🤠🙌
February 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When torn between exclusively referring to animals as “people” and people as “creatures,” unsure which one is more of a protest, there is only one solution: calling all animals “people” and all people “creatures” and never “people.”

I am aware people are also “animals,” but they are inferior.
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
For legal reasons, I’m not saying somebody should just kill Elon, but I am saying it would solve a lot of future problems.
January 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Threads > BlueSky

“Blah blah meta is evil” I don’t care. You could not beg or pay me to care. There are vastly more important things for me to think about.
January 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Do you ever just think about the fact that their names are Michael and Minerva mouse?
January 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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This one is very “we all know it but constantly forget it.”
Words are made up.
December 29, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I’m calling it now: in a few decades people will look back at the trend of extremely long nails and view it with the same amount of scrutiny and bewilderment as people currently look at the Georgian English women who put fruit in their hair and hung carrots from their ears.
December 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Are people less vile on here? Because the cretins on every other website make me wish I cared so little about my life that I’d put myself at risk for the sake of becoming a serial killer and destroying every single irritating little fuckwit.
December 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
If your email has “important” in the subject line, I am deleting it immediately, because it is highly unlikely to be objectively important to me or to the world at large.

And in today’s case, when I did actually open it by accident, it was just pointless spewery.
December 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I despise UPS.
December 18, 2024 at 9:06 AM
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Fall being a “season” is a fucking lie. It’s THREE WEEKS.
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 PM
“Are people still doing [dumb thing] in [year]?”
“It’s [year,] why are we still—“

Shut up.
The year is irrelevant.
You’ve been screaming this with a different year inserted for decades.

People will always be vile, cruel idiots. THE YEAR DOES NOT MATTER. STOP ACTING LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING.
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Manifestation is so crazy because I can think “I don’t like this doctor, get us another one“ and have another doctor show up five minutes later or think “she’s gonna stop being busy soon” and receive a text from the formerly busy person as soon as I put my phone down.

#LoAss
December 2, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I just crashed into my TV while on a virtual jet ski, how is your day going? Thank you VRChat.
December 1, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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roses are red,
blue is the sea
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I’ve decided that Chad Michaels actually won season four of RuPaul’s Drag Race as well as All Stars One.
November 28, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Bluesky is superior to threads only in the fact that there is a website version of Bluesky and, as far as I’m aware, no website version of threads.
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
“Wah wah wah, I’m blocking you, not muting you, because blocking is SO TOUGH!!!”

I use the block feature as a dislike button. You think it’s a big deal to block someone? Shut up and just block whoever it is instead of announcing it to the world.
November 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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i love the law
November 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Witch is a compliment. Reclaim it 💜

#WitchSky
November 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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I miss 90’s independent bookstores and
coffee houses.
November 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
This website is quite dead in many areas that generic people don’t notice.

19 million total users is nowhere near 400 million, and the difference really shows.
November 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM