Proof positive that the majority of these clowns live in an imaginary idealized 60s world that they want to drag us back to. I lived through the 60s: it wasn’t Camelot.

Ah, Megyn, again with the fascination with numbers. I thought numbers weren’t important? Or is that only when it comes to Epstein victims ages?

Aged well, didn’t it?

“I’ve got to say, Ms. Weiss, it would be easier to respect you without the big red nose that honks when you squeeze it. Not a *lot* easier, but you could make the effort. For the team.”

I can’t imagine what his wife, his wife’s family, and his children feel about this shtick. Unless they realize that it is as genuine as the rest of this sad bastard.

Right, but you still have to apologize for being racist, dickless turd, soooo…. We’re waiting…

The things people manage to convince themselves of…. Like the “Norwegian Forest Cat mix” I examined the other day. Y’know, Norwegian Forest Cat Mix, Domestic Longhair, basically the same thing, right?

Can’t help you. Not won’t. Can’t.

Lemme know when he deports the teleprompter.

MAY I REMIND ALL:

Doing so would require a) a pen, and b) a spine.

I’m sure Sooz has a really fancy pen.

And you get to determine who are the true Americans, and who can and cannot enter the Fatherland.

Got a hint for you, ghoulish: there’s not going to be a lot of takers who want to join such a broken, screwed up country, with no healthcare, terrible infrastructure, and disastrous foreign relations.

Wow, he couldn’t even be assed to give the Kevin Hassett signature “I’m about to lie right to your face and there isn’t shit you can do about it” smirk when he said that. America wants to see you make an effort, sir!

Oh? Them, too?

Did I miss the time when we owned Venezuela in world history? Boy, Mrs, Parker, my 9th grade teacher, has a lot to answer for.

Welcome to another blockbuster episode of “Killin’ It With Ka$h”, the wacky misadventures of a befuddled, lovestruck FBI Director and his superstar girlfriend, who’s name I’m sure I will eventually remember.

Mentally and emotionally, she hasn’t aged a day.

On Netflix, I run watching Altered Carbon

That makes so much sense. I'm pretty sure my health care will fit in my cart if I squeeze it in next to the jumbo-sized paper towels, Xtra Large bags of Doritos, and Super Saver sacks of kitty litter.