Ryan Stortz
@withzombies.bsky.social
Memory Corruption, iOS, Swift, LLVM, CTF, old man stuff
NYC
NYC
Unhinged phone number form on the Lourve’s website
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Unhinged phone number form on the Lourve’s website
I asked Claude desktop to write me a speech and the first thing it did was check to see if it had a connection to IDA Pro
August 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I asked Claude desktop to write me a speech and the first thing it did was check to see if it had a connection to IDA Pro
it's almost sad how effective "write a plan for a junior engineer to implement" is
the LLM does not respect juniors
the LLM does not respect juniors
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it's almost sad how effective "write a plan for a junior engineer to implement" is
the LLM does not respect juniors
the LLM does not respect juniors
I'll submit a PR.
(threat)
(threat)
August 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'll submit a PR.
(threat)
(threat)
How can you be an AI skeptic when you can ask it questions like which fruits are more popular than Taylor Swift
August 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
How can you be an AI skeptic when you can ask it questions like which fruits are more popular than Taylor Swift
The LLM won’t stop running clean in my LLVM build directory
This is not productive
This is not productive
July 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The LLM won’t stop running clean in my LLVM build directory
This is not productive
This is not productive
DO NOT IGNORE TESTS. DO NOT BYPASS THE GIT HOOKS. MAKE SURE ALL TESTS PASS BEFORE COMMITTING. Ultrathink.
July 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DO NOT IGNORE TESTS. DO NOT BYPASS THE GIT HOOKS. MAKE SURE ALL TESTS PASS BEFORE COMMITTING. Ultrathink.
yes..goood....this is how i would fix it too
July 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
yes..goood....this is how i would fix it too
What is a chugga chugga, mechanically?
As in choo choos
As in choo choos
April 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What is a chugga chugga, mechanically?
As in choo choos
As in choo choos
How many people actually store all their IDBs as compressed? I think it should be the default option. It's not like I ever close my IDAs anyway; there's no start-up slowdown if you never close them.
March 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How many people actually store all their IDBs as compressed? I think it should be the default option. It's not like I ever close my IDAs anyway; there's no start-up slowdown if you never close them.
I wish Apple would ban this. I can’t view someone’s album without giving them full access?
I want to be an App Store enforcer for a bit.
I want to be an App Store enforcer for a bit.
February 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I wish Apple would ban this. I can’t view someone’s album without giving them full access?
I want to be an App Store enforcer for a bit.
I want to be an App Store enforcer for a bit.
OH: a protein shake is just a pre-workout mocktail
January 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
OH: a protein shake is just a pre-workout mocktail
I'm loving the idea that the next Kurt Vonnegut is in the porn hub comments cooking
January 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm loving the idea that the next Kurt Vonnegut is in the porn hub comments cooking
Apparently "Grade Pending" in the NYC health inspector scores means that restaurant got a "B" or worse in their first two inspections.
I definitely misunderstood that.
I definitely misunderstood that.
December 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Apparently "Grade Pending" in the NYC health inspector scores means that restaurant got a "B" or worse in their first two inspections.
I definitely misunderstood that.
I definitely misunderstood that.
I only host encryption keys. It just happens that all the plaintexts are Project Gutenberg's copy of Alice in Wonderland.
December 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I only host encryption keys. It just happens that all the plaintexts are Project Gutenberg's copy of Alice in Wonderland.
How do I customize the notifications? I don't want my ego to be fed so much
December 4, 2024 at 5:40 PM
How do I customize the notifications? I don't want my ego to be fed so much