Ryan Stortz
withzombies.bsky.social
Ryan Stortz
@withzombies.bsky.social
Memory Corruption, iOS, Swift, LLVM, CTF, old man stuff

NYC
It's a little more clear how crazy it is when you see Canada
October 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Unhinged phone number form on the Lourve’s website
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How can you be an AI skeptic when you can ask it questions like which fruits are more popular than Taylor Swift
August 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
DO NOT IGNORE TESTS. DO NOT BYPASS THE GIT HOOKS. MAKE SURE ALL TESTS PASS BEFORE COMMITTING. Ultrathink.
July 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
yes..goood....this is how i would fix it too
July 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How many people actually store all their IDBs as compressed? I think it should be the default option. It's not like I ever close my IDAs anyway; there's no start-up slowdown if you never close them.
March 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You can’t do limited access to photos either.
February 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I wish Apple would ban this. I can’t view someone’s album without giving them full access?

I want to be an App Store enforcer for a bit.
February 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Apparently "Grade Pending" in the NYC health inspector scores means that restaurant got a "B" or worse in their first two inspections.

I definitely misunderstood that.
December 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM