Witty-Not-Pretty (aka Fluffy)
@witty-not-pretty.bsky.social
Equally bored and tired with life in general. Old but with a young outlook. Hopes to bring occasional smiles, while the world descends into absolute chaos.
7 deadly sins....
February 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
7 deadly sins....
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First they steal your history. Then they erase it.
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
First they steal your history. Then they erase it.
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Have they read it's Yelp reviews?
"230,000 miles, and all I got was a rock." - N Armstrong
"The most uncomfortable bed I ever slept in." - B Aldrin
"The fairway was easy, too easy. Every shot a hole in 1." - A Sheppard.
"230,000 miles, and all I got was a rock." - N Armstrong
"The most uncomfortable bed I ever slept in." - B Aldrin
"The fairway was easy, too easy. Every shot a hole in 1." - A Sheppard.
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Have they read it's Yelp reviews?
"230,000 miles, and all I got was a rock." - N Armstrong
"The most uncomfortable bed I ever slept in." - B Aldrin
"The fairway was easy, too easy. Every shot a hole in 1." - A Sheppard.
"230,000 miles, and all I got was a rock." - N Armstrong
"The most uncomfortable bed I ever slept in." - B Aldrin
"The fairway was easy, too easy. Every shot a hole in 1." - A Sheppard.
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Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
Release the Trump Files (with occasional mentions of Jeffrey Epstein)
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Release the Trump Files (with occasional mentions of Jeffrey Epstein)
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Was it wise to fire the animal keeper in quarantine mid shift? Maybe. Would it have been a good idea to check the doors were secure before they left? Possibly. Should you visit our new ‘Wild Safari Experience’ in Terminal 1? Absolutely.
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Was it wise to fire the animal keeper in quarantine mid shift? Maybe. Would it have been a good idea to check the doors were secure before they left? Possibly. Should you visit our new ‘Wild Safari Experience’ in Terminal 1? Absolutely.
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Just going to check on all our amazing Valentine's promoti... oh ffs.
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Just going to check on all our amazing Valentine's promoti... oh ffs.
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London has the lowest rates of MMR immunisation in the country. Map via @houseofcommons.parliament.uk library.
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
London has the lowest rates of MMR immunisation in the country. Map via @houseofcommons.parliament.uk library.
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Jack! 🤩💕
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Jack! 🤩💕
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Eating in our Chinese Restaurant? Why not get your nails done at the same time?
February 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Eating in our Chinese Restaurant? Why not get your nails done at the same time?
Chris Mears, ex-UK diver
February 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Chris Mears, ex-UK diver
