….guilty as charged. 😣

I stand by my previous statement.

I missed the start of the game because we had to put a fire out on our neighbors lawn. Yes. Our neighbor’s lawn caught fire. Everything is normal and good.

I just played a mission where you run over cars while driving a train. Peak video game shit.

Thank you, The Wall Street Journal for giving this most likely grounded and rational people a platform.

I get this. Oh do I get this.

With that appalling neck tat I doubt the wig phased him in the least.

honestly i've heard worse ideas

I was told this morning that "they're the best when you're really frustrated and unhinged but you seem to be in a better place this year."

.....thanks?

The worst part (well...one of the worst parts...out of a million "worst parts") are the insane sickos who are like "nah he's in great health he said it himself." This isn't hard to see, guys. He's not exactly covering it up particularly well.