I confused Jeremy Renner with Armie Hammer. Keely has not enjoyed my commentary during the new Knives Out about how someone is gonna be chomped on.
December 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I confused Jeremy Renner with Armie Hammer. Keely has not enjoyed my commentary during the new Knives Out about how someone is gonna be chomped on.
Can we, the people, file a suit against the Cher estate for elder abuse because I feel this woman was forced into this performance(???) under duress.
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Can we, the people, file a suit against the Cher estate for elder abuse because I feel this woman was forced into this performance(???) under duress.
Wait did SNL just have a Cameron Winter joke. Wut.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Wait did SNL just have a Cameron Winter joke. Wut.
Football wow
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Football wow
Instagram just served me a video of someone making a “Tur-Kraken.” It’s a turkey stuffed with octopus.
My algorithm is so supremely fucked.
My algorithm is so supremely fucked.
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Instagram just served me a video of someone making a “Tur-Kraken.” It’s a turkey stuffed with octopus.
My algorithm is so supremely fucked.
My algorithm is so supremely fucked.
Started messing around with GTA Online for the first time in ages. Honestly I’m not sure why i slept on it for so long. It’s incredibly deep and fun. Started playing some of the missions solo and they’re a hoot so this oughta keep me occupied for…ugh…11 more months until GTA VI comes out. Ugh ugh.
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Started messing around with GTA Online for the first time in ages. Honestly I’m not sure why i slept on it for so long. It’s incredibly deep and fun. Started playing some of the missions solo and they’re a hoot so this oughta keep me occupied for…ugh…11 more months until GTA VI comes out. Ugh ugh.
I have many thoughts on this. Mostly if these parents have been estranged, then it's most likely for a really good reason.
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I have many thoughts on this. Mostly if these parents have been estranged, then it's most likely for a really good reason.
In high school, a friend and I had the idea for a musical called "Where Have You Gone, Dick Butkus?" It was about a Chicago Bears game where Dick Butkus had gone missing.
I'm glad we never really did anything with the idea because it would have been put to shame by this absolute masterpiece.
I'm glad we never really did anything with the idea because it would have been put to shame by this absolute masterpiece.
bash brothers deserved better
Uniform On
open.spotify.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
In high school, a friend and I had the idea for a musical called "Where Have You Gone, Dick Butkus?" It was about a Chicago Bears game where Dick Butkus had gone missing.
I'm glad we never really did anything with the idea because it would have been put to shame by this absolute masterpiece.
I'm glad we never really did anything with the idea because it would have been put to shame by this absolute masterpiece.
It's almost like this Trump fella is a real reprehensible sack of shit. Huh.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's almost like this Trump fella is a real reprehensible sack of shit. Huh.
Can’t wait for Big Justice and AJ to give a definitive “BOOM” ranking for America’s Costco sponsored health care system.
“This PPO plan…five BOOMS!”
“This PPO plan…five BOOMS!”
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Can’t wait for Big Justice and AJ to give a definitive “BOOM” ranking for America’s Costco sponsored health care system.
“This PPO plan…five BOOMS!”
“This PPO plan…five BOOMS!”
The good - I only have three days of work left and then am off until January 5.
The bad - I’m going to a show tonight (good!) but have to be up early for a tv segment tomorrow. So ya know. Anxiety! Sleepiness! Etc etc!
The bad - I’m going to a show tonight (good!) but have to be up early for a tv segment tomorrow. So ya know. Anxiety! Sleepiness! Etc etc!
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The good - I only have three days of work left and then am off until January 5.
The bad - I’m going to a show tonight (good!) but have to be up early for a tv segment tomorrow. So ya know. Anxiety! Sleepiness! Etc etc!
The bad - I’m going to a show tonight (good!) but have to be up early for a tv segment tomorrow. So ya know. Anxiety! Sleepiness! Etc etc!
I've been presenting our company's employee awards for a few years now. I really don't love doing it but people seem to enjoy it. Especially last year's when I was in a foul mood and said "we reframed our awards around our new company values...who remembers them...that's right I didn't think so..."
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I've been presenting our company's employee awards for a few years now. I really don't love doing it but people seem to enjoy it. Especially last year's when I was in a foul mood and said "we reframed our awards around our new company values...who remembers them...that's right I didn't think so..."
The gambling/random number generators for players in packs in 2K is brutal. They barely update the game year over year as is, but then add in that you have a less than 1% chance of getting the top players through packs. It sucks so bad.
Often, these gamblers told us, video games with gambling features drew them in.
The three I heard most often: NBA 2K (with its gacha-esque packs), Fortnite (through wagering) and CS:GO (with its skins market).
Many gambling streamers got famous with these games, especially 2K.
The three I heard most often: NBA 2K (with its gacha-esque packs), Fortnite (through wagering) and CS:GO (with its skins market).
Many gambling streamers got famous with these games, especially 2K.
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The gambling/random number generators for players in packs in 2K is brutal. They barely update the game year over year as is, but then add in that you have a less than 1% chance of getting the top players through packs. It sucks so bad.
Ive been messing with having this on/off. For some playlists, I don't mind the feature, except for the fact that it causes some songs to weirdly skip/pause for a brief second, which drives me up an f'n wall.
Having said that, having this "song transition" thing for an album is a big nope from me.
Having said that, having this "song transition" thing for an album is a big nope from me.
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Ive been messing with having this on/off. For some playlists, I don't mind the feature, except for the fact that it causes some songs to weirdly skip/pause for a brief second, which drives me up an f'n wall.
Having said that, having this "song transition" thing for an album is a big nope from me.
Having said that, having this "song transition" thing for an album is a big nope from me.
I always thought “scromiting” was hurling on your nards. Guess I was mistaken.
It was a pain worse than childbirth, said a TikTok mom as she described bouts of uncontrollable vomiting after marijuana use.
‘Scromiting,’ or uncontrollable vomiting due to marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Uncontrolled, explosive vomiting after marijuana use, called “scromiting,” is on the rise in the US, including among teenagers. Here’s what you need to know.
cnn.it
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I always thought “scromiting” was hurling on your nards. Guess I was mistaken.
Assuming she signed a multi-book deal, I can't wait for the follow up to this where Olivia Nuzzi does, in fact, visit the WWE Hall of Fame in Saudi Arabia.
Can someone who has read Nuzzi's book let me know if this is actually a thing in it? Or is this one of those "JD Vance bangs couches" things? x.com/bryancurtis/...
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Assuming she signed a multi-book deal, I can't wait for the follow up to this where Olivia Nuzzi does, in fact, visit the WWE Hall of Fame in Saudi Arabia.
It’s still going. Remarkable stuff.
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It’s still going. Remarkable stuff.
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louis ck did That Thing to a friend of mine who never felt like it was safe to speak about it, even after the NYT piece to exposed him, so i say this with all of my heart: to hell with him
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
louis ck did That Thing to a friend of mine who never felt like it was safe to speak about it, even after the NYT piece to exposed him, so i say this with all of my heart: to hell with him
This here is one of like eight cool Derek's in the world.
Sadly, I am not a part of that list.
Sadly, I am not a part of that list.
The Reader ran this cover story on Derek in 2018
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This here is one of like eight cool Derek's in the world.
Sadly, I am not a part of that list.
Sadly, I am not a part of that list.
My Lyft driver is outraged by bacon prices.
“$10.99. That’s insane.”
“$10.99. That’s insane.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My Lyft driver is outraged by bacon prices.
“$10.99. That’s insane.”
“$10.99. That’s insane.”