William Fry 🏳️🌈🔵🐸
@wkfry.bsky.social
Software engineer who recently left "Big Tech". In search of my next big adventure.
Likes: #microsoft #dotnet #dotnetmaui #csharp #software #cooking #recipes #cats #gay #lgbt
Likes: #microsoft #dotnet #dotnetmaui #csharp #software #cooking #recipes #cats #gay #lgbt
I thought it was cool when celebrities could be called by their first name, and everyone knew who you meant.
Now, "he" (a single pronoun) can be used, and we all know who you mean!!! 😲
Now, "he" (a single pronoun) can be used, and we all know who you mean!!! 😲
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I thought it was cool when celebrities could be called by their first name, and everyone knew who you meant.
Now, "he" (a single pronoun) can be used, and we all know who you mean!!! 😲
Now, "he" (a single pronoun) can be used, and we all know who you mean!!! 😲
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Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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My BF needs to understand that I really do have a filter.
And he'd be shocked to know the weird things I decide NOT to text to him... 🙄
And he'd be shocked to know the weird things I decide NOT to text to him... 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My BF needs to understand that I really do have a filter.
And he'd be shocked to know the weird things I decide NOT to text to him... 🙄
And he'd be shocked to know the weird things I decide NOT to text to him... 🙄
Looking at the contacts on my phone.
Statistically, if you are named Jason, there's a good chance I've slept with you... 🤔
Oh, and you're probably gay. 😂
Statistically, if you are named Jason, there's a good chance I've slept with you... 🤔
Oh, and you're probably gay. 😂
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Looking at the contacts on my phone.
Statistically, if you are named Jason, there's a good chance I've slept with you... 🤔
Oh, and you're probably gay. 😂
Statistically, if you are named Jason, there's a good chance I've slept with you... 🤔
Oh, and you're probably gay. 😂
I know exactly how an LLM feels.
I read your posts abouts sports that I know nothing about! 😂 I could easily blurt out "opinions" about various teams that sound perfectly reasonable, but are, in fact, complete gibberish!!! ⚽
I read your posts abouts sports that I know nothing about! 😂 I could easily blurt out "opinions" about various teams that sound perfectly reasonable, but are, in fact, complete gibberish!!! ⚽
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know exactly how an LLM feels.
I read your posts abouts sports that I know nothing about! 😂 I could easily blurt out "opinions" about various teams that sound perfectly reasonable, but are, in fact, complete gibberish!!! ⚽
I read your posts abouts sports that I know nothing about! 😂 I could easily blurt out "opinions" about various teams that sound perfectly reasonable, but are, in fact, complete gibberish!!! ⚽
I feel like I'm owed a reasonable explanation for what the phrase "tit-for-tat" actually means...
If I actually knew, I probably wouldn't be using it so casually... 🤔
If I actually knew, I probably wouldn't be using it so casually... 🤔
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I feel like I'm owed a reasonable explanation for what the phrase "tit-for-tat" actually means...
If I actually knew, I probably wouldn't be using it so casually... 🤔
If I actually knew, I probably wouldn't be using it so casually... 🤔
And may all Trump's Hemorrhoids be Itchy and Bright...
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And may all Trump's Hemorrhoids be Itchy and Bright...
So... ummm... why don't "Egg Rolls" have any "Egg"!?!? 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So... ummm... why don't "Egg Rolls" have any "Egg"!?!? 🙄
The doorbell now has a video of me in bright pink underwear.
What!?!? I wasn't going to get dressed just to grab a package off the front porch!?!? 😂
What!?!? I wasn't going to get dressed just to grab a package off the front porch!?!? 😂
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The doorbell now has a video of me in bright pink underwear.
What!?!? I wasn't going to get dressed just to grab a package off the front porch!?!? 😂
What!?!? I wasn't going to get dressed just to grab a package off the front porch!?!? 😂
I chose not to speak to my sister for more than a year.
On Christmas day, even though I'm furious with her, I decided to at least give her a call.
It wasn't long before I got the "The Bible says you're going to Hell for being gay."
That went pretty much how I expected it to go... 🙄
On Christmas day, even though I'm furious with her, I decided to at least give her a call.
It wasn't long before I got the "The Bible says you're going to Hell for being gay."
That went pretty much how I expected it to go... 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I chose not to speak to my sister for more than a year.
On Christmas day, even though I'm furious with her, I decided to at least give her a call.
It wasn't long before I got the "The Bible says you're going to Hell for being gay."
That went pretty much how I expected it to go... 🙄
On Christmas day, even though I'm furious with her, I decided to at least give her a call.
It wasn't long before I got the "The Bible says you're going to Hell for being gay."
That went pretty much how I expected it to go... 🙄
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Dear artists who moved over to Bluesky:
Please tag your work as NSFW. It won't affect you in the algorithm if you do, but it will make it so that 16 year olds (like me) don't see your dick, tits, boobies and balls all over the timeline.
Thanks and kind regards.
Please tag your work as NSFW. It won't affect you in the algorithm if you do, but it will make it so that 16 year olds (like me) don't see your dick, tits, boobies and balls all over the timeline.
Thanks and kind regards.
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dear artists who moved over to Bluesky:
Please tag your work as NSFW. It won't affect you in the algorithm if you do, but it will make it so that 16 year olds (like me) don't see your dick, tits, boobies and balls all over the timeline.
Thanks and kind regards.
Please tag your work as NSFW. It won't affect you in the algorithm if you do, but it will make it so that 16 year olds (like me) don't see your dick, tits, boobies and balls all over the timeline.
Thanks and kind regards.
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The concentration of wealth in the hands of an elite few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy.
When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, the American people don't have a voice.
The result is demagoguery and corruption.
When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, the American people don't have a voice.
The result is demagoguery and corruption.
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The concentration of wealth in the hands of an elite few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy.
When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, the American people don't have a voice.
The result is demagoguery and corruption.
When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, the American people don't have a voice.
The result is demagoguery and corruption.
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On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
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It should be noted that after every queer writer in the industry has been told that queer stories are too risky for mainstream media rn, the two biggest shows at the end of 2025 have queer protagonist
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It should be noted that after every queer writer in the industry has been told that queer stories are too risky for mainstream media rn, the two biggest shows at the end of 2025 have queer protagonist
"Edward Scissorhands" is a Christmas movie... 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Edward Scissorhands" is a Christmas movie... 🤔
Can I send my partner to Obedience School!?!?
Is that a thing!?!? 🙄
Is that a thing!?!? 🙄
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can I send my partner to Obedience School!?!?
Is that a thing!?!? 🙄
Is that a thing!?!? 🙄
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This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
Someday, when I'm rich, I'm going to build a house with two kitchens: one for me and one for my partner.
There are reasons. 😡
There are reasons. 😡
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Someday, when I'm rich, I'm going to build a house with two kitchens: one for me and one for my partner.
There are reasons. 😡
There are reasons. 😡
Is it just me or is every man suddenly more attractive today!?!? 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is it just me or is every man suddenly more attractive today!?!? 🔥
I have a High School friend who is now an English teacher.
All of her texts are very long and fully punctuated. It's very intimidating!!! 😂
All of her texts are very long and fully punctuated. It's very intimidating!!! 😂
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have a High School friend who is now an English teacher.
All of her texts are very long and fully punctuated. It's very intimidating!!! 😂
All of her texts are very long and fully punctuated. It's very intimidating!!! 😂
I need to smite more. 🤔
I don't smite nearly enough...
I don't smite nearly enough...
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I need to smite more. 🤔
I don't smite nearly enough...
I don't smite nearly enough...
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Partner is making crepes!
Partner is making crepes!
Partner is making crepes!
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Partner is making crepes!
Partner is making crepes!
Partner is making crepes!
Instructions: "Brown the cubes of paneer on all sides"
What!?!? A cube has something like 20 sides!?!? 😲
What!?!? A cube has something like 20 sides!?!? 😲
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Instructions: "Brown the cubes of paneer on all sides"
What!?!? A cube has something like 20 sides!?!? 😲
What!?!? A cube has something like 20 sides!?!? 😲
Will cooked Indian for Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Will cooked Indian for Christmas!