WldAnmls
@wldanmls.bsky.social
Just animals being silly or funny or weird or all three.
When her parents come home unannounced.
July 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When her parents come home unannounced.
I said no needles. I meant no needles.
July 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I said no needles. I meant no needles.
Please, my friend Gary, he is very sick. Honk if you know how to reattach a head.
May 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Please, my friend Gary, he is very sick. Honk if you know how to reattach a head.
Three days into an all-inclusive vacation.
May 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Three days into an all-inclusive vacation.
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Bon Joey
May 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bon Joey
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
May 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
When the doorbell rings.
May 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When the doorbell rings.
Nobody explicitly told Jeff that he was the third wheel but there were signs.
May 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Nobody explicitly told Jeff that he was the third wheel but there were signs.
Be honest, does this peacock dress make my butt look too big?
May 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Be honest, does this peacock dress make my butt look too big?
This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
May 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
May 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
But they told me I was going to be the new Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
But they told me I was going to be the new Pope.
Just us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?
You still have some food in your teeth, Pete. Stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers. Here, just let me get it ffs.
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You still have some food in your teeth, Pete. Stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers. Here, just let me get it ffs.
Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.
May 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.
But seriously, plane food, more like PLAIN food, am I right?
May 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
But seriously, plane food, more like PLAIN food, am I right?
Let's get out of here, bro. You're too good for her anyway.
April 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Let's get out of here, bro. You're too good for her anyway.
Stop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.
April 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Stop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.
Learn the ways of The Force, you must.
April 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Learn the ways of The Force, you must.
I'm not full. You're full.
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm not full. You're full.
I'm sure what you have to say is ribbiting but toadly shut up
April 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm sure what you have to say is ribbiting but toadly shut up
Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up
April 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up