Sometimes I just think about my friend who told me he had his sexual awakening looking at a picture of a big titted demon babe on a 'magic the gathering' card

People who claim to want 'storytelling' don't actually want storytelling. They want 'something happening,' and anything less subtle than keys jangling in their face just won't register

Don't let anyone get in the way of achieving your career goals

It's good to make preparations early for your post-playing career

Is Ram still running the commercials where Dana White is screaming 'fuck you if you don't love America'?

If you're having trouble finding information on the sexy green onion from the old excel gum ads I have a lot of pictures of her on an old hard drive for personal reasons

He's so hot

Don't say fucking anything about my cable management. I'm working on it.