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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
TORONTO—Accusing the HBO drama of egregiously misrepresenting their experiences off the ice, the National Hockey League Players’ Association blasted Heated Rivalry Friday for what it described as incr...
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December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He didn't check Trivago
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Juergen Klopp ad for Trivago plays every commercial break on the CBC app. I don't know why this is happening. We are not a soccer ('futbol') country. He just looks like a crazy person with really good veneers
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Monet’s palette included new inventions—chrome yellow, cobalt blue, emerald green.

He painted with the chemistry of his century.
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I remember a girl I smoked with at Anthrocon one year say "fascism is predisposed to happen when a lot of rich white men are about to go to jail" and I never saw a better demonstration of it than this
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
She came home while I was watching the third episode and was like, 'is that the Heated Rivalry?' and I had to be like, no, these are two side characters who are also having hot, explicit gay sex. 🙄😮‍💨 Try to keep up.
Waiting for my wife to leave the house so I can watch Heated Rivalry. I'm married to the one woman in the world who's not enticed by the possibility of fujoshing out.
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Waiting for my wife to leave the house so I can watch Heated Rivalry. I'm married to the one woman in the world who's not enticed by the possibility of fujoshing out.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
What's up with Saya winning Tokyo Sports MVP. I know western fans love tacky shit that sucks but what's going on there
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We'll see how long your principled anti AI stance lasts once I add you to the group chat where I only post fake outtakes of Regis Philbin drunk and puking on himself
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Ugh Slices, Ugh Pizza Shop
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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thinking a lot about the douglas macarthur cosplayer on xiaohongshu who dances while giving you helpful life advice
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
His head just 'does that'
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Generative AI is amazing at tasks where I am not qualified to judge the output.
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Sisters Elizabeta and Rosemary from Colorado join us tonight with their pick THE GREAT DICTATOR.

Hear why they say it's one of their favorite films during our special programming, Kid Fans.
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don't want to shovel the driveway.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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CARTOON/LUMTV1A.GIF
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Commercial: FIFA Soccer 95
Language: French
Country: France
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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It's simple: anyone making under $36,000 a year is allowed to be openly racist, for class reasons. Between $36k and $100k you get to make racist jokes with your friends but you're not allowed to use slurs at work. Anyone making above $100k can only be racist in euphemisms, unless elected president
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The Blowjob
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
BOTSWANA MENTIONED
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
They've got little boys wearing dresses
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Nasty Nasty Digestive Disorder Restaurant
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I would not recommend moving to Alaska to anyone who intends to 'be alone.' The smaller the village you move to, the more your neighbours and random people will get up your fuckin ass. Unless you do some Chris McCandless shit and then you fucking die
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM