Joey
woey.bsky.social
Joey
@woey.bsky.social
stream-of-consciousness enthusiast
someone in my stream mentioned the accomplishment of skiing down everest yesterday and they said it so casually that i thought they were joking
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've felt restless when trying to sleep lately but it's comforting that almost every time it's just cuz I have to shit
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Parents casually dropping sad lore<<<<<<<anything else
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i do not WARM UP at the gym. i do not STRETCH. i go straight into HIGH-INTENSITY REPS. and if i overexert, i DON'T COME BACK.
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
my dad unironically watched charlie kirk from time to time so this is about to be annoying as fuck
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My god-king
August 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Heys guys which way to brabenthallen let me over
August 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Watching fight club for the first time while knowing the twist is very funny

Mayb I should make a letterboxd
Episode two of keeping up with universally acclaimed films:

Parasite is airtight
ok sinners is legit
August 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Episode two of keeping up with universally acclaimed films:

Parasite is airtight
ok sinners is legit
August 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Reposted by Joey
my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i know it's a really easy time to say i've always been put off by Jubilee's Surrounded series, but now i can imagine you understand why
July 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
why did I just dream about going on america's got talent for singing but as a funny twist I did it with a mouth full of food
June 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ok sinners is legit
June 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
mom won't stop relying on forcefed Google Gemini summaries is it over
May 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bidet at the airbnb is now today's Second best development
May 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Mom is cancer-free!!
May 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It's weird to not feel like an overly emotional person while making decisions that are CLEARLY driven by emotion
May 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
people claim there are 'no good names for guys' and that isn't true, everyone is just too afraid to name their kid Huey
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i've started to get into a bad habit of not turning on my headlights at night. says a lot about my ability to turn on my headlights at night
May 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
sparkling water is just woke soda
April 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
everything happens for a reason, sometimes
April 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Mannnn the cousin who just moved nearby only has a 6th grade(?) education despite being 16

I'm not even sure how well she can read/write
April 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
In the context of current events it feels like there's a very fine line between taking sci-fi too seriously and not taking it seriously enough
March 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
dwayne the grok johnson
March 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
onomatopeia more like on your mom i peed, yuh
March 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM