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@wokuling.bsky.social

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30+ // agender // neurodiverse // disabled // poly // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them #booksky #RaiseUp "defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom "a bad influence" -- my FIL tell your pet i said hi Married to @ashodin.com

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

This depression is not AI-Generated. It was fully made by real brains.

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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 7h

the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 5h

FR!! I like the tags for Vegas and Anaheim as well. Ours is💩

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 5h

You as well.

I'm doing... It. Mostly dealing with custs not getting that I type slow atm and HR being HR. Is your work helping you out at all?

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 5h

Calgary got the memo lmao

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 6h

I'm in the same boat. It's ok.

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 6h

I was just talking shit abt the Pr*d's dedication to their tag and THIS is our tag????

Motion to keep #CauseChaos on bsky

Deb @deborahm.bsky.social · 8h

Y’all… what? Fire them into the sun.

“Culture” ☠️

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Ash @ashodin.com · 7h

Happy transbian day to my lesbians who are trans on this lesbian day for trans visibility of lesbians internationally

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15h

highland cattle have it figured out

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16h

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 23h

I'm sorry, fren.

Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

I'll subskeet the FBI until I feel better. Or until I'm right. Whichever is first.

Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

"we shouldn't dismiss his intelligence bc he's illiterate!!! some words might be misspelled"

a man with a mustache is laughing with his eyes closed .

Alt: a man with a mustache is laughing with his eyes closed .

media.tenor.com

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

oh ofc the FBI "forgot" to mention he's illiterate to the public.

gg no re

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

i would be bad at Intelligence bc I just skeet out my best shit lmao.

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

"this man was illiterate and barely knew how to write his name.... he probably made a polyalphabetic cypher!"

my good bruh, have you considered that he's not using a standardized written language and that his plaintext is closer to a phonetic one?

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Hannah Smith @hlsmith2.bsky.social · 1d

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

This depression is not AI-Generated. It was fully made by real brains.

Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

You hurt your wrist!!! Instead of considering that this was a legitimate accident, we would like to say with all due respect --

𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾

-- hr

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Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 @eliseswritings.bsky.social · 1d

Went for what turned out to be a 'Where's Wallaby?' walk with my dad yesterday. The wallabies along this track are less shy and less likely to bolt the moment they see a human than most I've met. We counted 24. And by sheer luck, the first and closest to the track had a joey in its pouch. 🦘

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 7d

I feel grody
Oh so grody
I feel grody and nasty and foul
And I envy
Any one who isn't me right now

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

You hurt your wrist!! Here's pages of paperwork!!

fuck whoever decided this tbh

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Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 4d

anyone else gronking out over electrotransvestism?

Keith Stuart @keefstuart.bsky.social · 4d

Doing some book research into the mid-90s internet - this is a glossary from The Internet For Beginners, Usborne, 1997. It has made me feel very nostalgic

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Sprouts 🌱🔜 BLFC DD @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 3d

currently the mood rn

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 3d

Watching a summary of R*pture madness from the other week and it's just... Xians really are obsessed with not being good enough??? It's wild to me.

Y'all be nice to yourselves

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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 3d

Absolute captain shit.

Imagine saying something so obviously out of pocket that Wes McCauley knows you’ve *got* to go to the box for it even though he doesn’t speak Finnish. #RaiseUp

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