Wolfram Alpha Male
@wolframalphamale.bsky.social
nasty, brutish, and short
she/her
she/her
for en kjempestor pøl 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
for en kjempestor pøl 🙄
dog is so chill but unfortunately there is an inconsolable toddler a few rows ahead of me
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
dog is so chill but unfortunately there is an inconsolable toddler a few rows ahead of me
probably not bc the other one was incapable of shutting the fuck up
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
probably not bc the other one was incapable of shutting the fuck up
the tequila bah does indeed serve food as it turns out
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
the tequila bah does indeed serve food as it turns out
LAX itself is actually fine and would not be a circle of hell at all could I get from there to downtown Long Beach without a car
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
LAX itself is actually fine and would not be a circle of hell at all could I get from there to downtown Long Beach without a car
that's a major fuckup by fowler lmao
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
that's a major fuckup by fowler lmao
lol now they're booing whenever Ristolainen touches the puck
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
lol now they're booing whenever Ristolainen touches the puck
azerjabroni
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
azerjabroni
perfect creature
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
perfect creature
my uncle is texting me things like 'I'm terrified' and I'm laying in bed with a snoring cat, I obviously made the better choice
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
my uncle is texting me things like 'I'm terrified' and I'm laying in bed with a snoring cat, I obviously made the better choice