Henry Gordon || The Infamous New Jersey Isekai
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HE/HIM, 33, OC Gpose/Loredump Account
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Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all.
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NO GEN-AI
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Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all.
💕 @thancredulous.bsky.social
NO GEN-AI
y'all don't even KNOW how cool the glamour changes are to me
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
y'all don't even KNOW how cool the glamour changes are to me
"No, Hank, I don't understand why this thing is vaguely menacing to me, either,"
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"No, Hank, I don't understand why this thing is vaguely menacing to me, either,"
losing my god damn mind with this game but here I am after getting fucking ventilated by Sanitar
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
losing my god damn mind with this game but here I am after getting fucking ventilated by Sanitar
there are many, many bosses I hate in Tarkov but this guy I think I hate the most
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
there are many, many bosses I hate in Tarkov but this guy I think I hate the most
me w/ writing tbh i always feel like this
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
me w/ writing tbh i always feel like this
Gaaacha, oh shit I think I've got that one on my shelf
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Gaaacha, oh shit I think I've got that one on my shelf
What does this fucking mean, bro
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What does this fucking mean, bro
THIS POST HAHAHA
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
THIS POST HAHAHA
I feel like this email from LinkedIn is the epitome of "just fill in the form, man"
Girlfriend thought she was having a stroke from this
Girlfriend thought she was having a stroke from this
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I feel like this email from LinkedIn is the epitome of "just fill in the form, man"
Girlfriend thought she was having a stroke from this
Girlfriend thought she was having a stroke from this
I'm gonna be in planes all day surprise me
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm gonna be in planes all day surprise me
I can't find anything (like say I wanted to put a weapon from another game in Henry's hands) without feeling like I'm walking into a sex shop. Not to yuck anybody's yum, but I searched a jacket once and found four bara mods and two sets of balloon tiddies.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I can't find anything (like say I wanted to put a weapon from another game in Henry's hands) without feeling like I'm walking into a sex shop. Not to yuck anybody's yum, but I searched a jacket once and found four bara mods and two sets of balloon tiddies.
I cannot think of a more hilariously stupid image than a cyclist taking up the fucking road and going "meta how fast am I going"
But yet I'm bombarded with this ad every time I open the fucking updoot app
But yet I'm bombarded with this ad every time I open the fucking updoot app
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I cannot think of a more hilariously stupid image than a cyclist taking up the fucking road and going "meta how fast am I going"
But yet I'm bombarded with this ad every time I open the fucking updoot app
But yet I'm bombarded with this ad every time I open the fucking updoot app
bone bone enob
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
bone bone enob
.hack//MUTATION done, or well the msq is
they posted BANDAI on a picture of the eldritch nightmare, Cubia, and honestly I feel like that was a not-so-subtle dig
they posted BANDAI on a picture of the eldritch nightmare, Cubia, and honestly I feel like that was a not-so-subtle dig
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
.hack//MUTATION done, or well the msq is
they posted BANDAI on a picture of the eldritch nightmare, Cubia, and honestly I feel like that was a not-so-subtle dig
they posted BANDAI on a picture of the eldritch nightmare, Cubia, and honestly I feel like that was a not-so-subtle dig
i think you need ibuprofen
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
i think you need ibuprofen
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Found a neat ratio to use with canned alfredo sauce and Tony Chachere's creole seasoning and I'm using it every chance I get, it fucks and it's prolly entry level cooking but I'm absolutely chuffed about it
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Found a neat ratio to use with canned alfredo sauce and Tony Chachere's creole seasoning and I'm using it every chance I get, it fucks and it's prolly entry level cooking but I'm absolutely chuffed about it
Nekoski my favorite NPC
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Nekoski my favorite NPC
confusion is fun and balanced and totally won't cause you to TPK
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
confusion is fun and balanced and totally won't cause you to TPK
so that was a boss fight with an eldritch monster that was riding a bicycle made of nightmares into my ass I just did, yea no worries, big ti🅱️🅱️y hacker lady was impressed but did not explain much else
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
so that was a boss fight with an eldritch monster that was riding a bicycle made of nightmares into my ass I just did, yea no worries, big ti🅱️🅱️y hacker lady was impressed but did not explain much else
cat sat on my keyboard and apparently pushed a hotkey to start Discord's clipping feature, which apparently has just always been there, and always has been recording!!!
every fucking DAY with this stupid app!!!!!
every fucking DAY with this stupid app!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
cat sat on my keyboard and apparently pushed a hotkey to start Discord's clipping feature, which apparently has just always been there, and always has been recording!!!
every fucking DAY with this stupid app!!!!!
every fucking DAY with this stupid app!!!!!
man named after Rush album speaks absolute nonsense, more at 11
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
man named after Rush album speaks absolute nonsense, more at 11
the ability to track gear for characters not in your party wasn't an idea when this game was being made and honestly I feel like this kind of insane, off-game tracking and note-taking is par for the course in old RPGs
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
the ability to track gear for characters not in your party wasn't an idea when this game was being made and honestly I feel like this kind of insane, off-game tracking and note-taking is par for the course in old RPGs
THIS GUY IS VOICED BY JOEY FUCKIN WHEELER?????
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
THIS GUY IS VOICED BY JOEY FUCKIN WHEELER?????
me when i wake up to every chronic pain firing the same time a migraine starts up
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
me when i wake up to every chronic pain firing the same time a migraine starts up