Henry Gordon || The Infamous New Jersey Isekai
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Henry Gordon || The Infamous New Jersey Isekai
@wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social
HE/HIM, 33, OC Gpose/Loredump Account

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Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all.

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NO GEN-AI
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this honestly should've been my hint that our relationship was gonna be a great, happy and long one
okay i'm going back into Tarkov to try and get this stupid fucking ophthalmoscope for Therapist for the fourth or fifth time

before we left for our plans I died because one of Sanitar's guards hit me in the foot and the overkill damage deleted my guy's torso somehow
a man in a pink jacket is standing in front of a lab sign
ALT: a man in a pink jacket is standing in front of a lab sign
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December 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I can only come up with so many synonyms man, and I don't even write sexual content that often
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Naturally everyone at the showing of sense and sensibility was a particular kind of person, so when the Wuthering Heights trailer played and "The Greatest Love Story of All Time" came on the screen, everyone erupted into laughter
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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its funny that we started calling them boomer shooters cause its a good bit of wordplay and also to differentiate them from standard cover shooter/call of duty slop but then they just stopped making cover shooter/call of duty slop. they dont shoot helicopters down anymore
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE PROPOSE TO SOMEONE IN GAME ???????????
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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begging XIV to make submitting a report easier. Let me right click and report somebody instantly. Let the process have better automated responses so I don't have to type every last infraction out. Like this has to be a better implementation than what we have
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The one bit of fuckery I run into here and not elsewhere is there seems to be a cohort of users who spend their time going about accusing others of posting "word salad", the sole qualifier for that label seemingly being "uses words with more than two syllables". I'm not sure what they get out of it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wearing the heaviest jacket i have, which unfortunately is a Destiny 2 raid jacket, and I'm pretty sure somebody just looked at me with a smirk as if to say "I know what you are"

I need neutral jackets
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Elaborately detailed clockwork android getting bullied by a clique of tastefully minimalist white-plastic-with-chrome-accents 'droids because steampunk is for losers.
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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"your password must contain at least one special character" bro they're all special to me
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you write something and the way your words are written implies something different than what you meant, you should clarify what you meant and rewrite it. Stand up, say you fucked up, apologize, and rewrite it. Trying to go "uh well it's taken out of context" and refusing to adjust is weak shit
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
losing my god damn mind with this game but here I am after getting fucking ventilated by Sanitar
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I killed him and his guards last night. The fucker basically only dropped his ammo.

Prick.
there are many, many bosses I hate in Tarkov but this guy I think I hate the most
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Sorry I think using AI for placeholders is also bad
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know you only care about finished art but placeholder art also needs to be made by a human being who also needs to be paid for that

But placeholder midjourney slop cuts that artist out
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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just play morrowind if you want a nostalgic wizarding game. grapple the ethics of choosing between the mage's guild and house telvanni. play the double agent. game is more fun anyway and with OpenMW it's a very fun experience out of the box without modding
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This Santa outfit is a little too big for Uni
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Woke up at a reasonable hour then cuddled back up with the gf and am just now waking up from that, rip me
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Gonna kermit
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
there are many, many bosses I hate in Tarkov but this guy I think I hate the most
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Here's JRR Tolkien on today's Time Magazine People of the Year and Disney's deal with OpenAI
J.R.R. Tolkien, literal Butlerian Jihadist
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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i do not care that it's free if i see you playing this shit i'm blocking you
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM