it's tom ripley's time to shine, baby

Was disappointed to see that the five nights at freddy's animatronics have smooth, lithe, michelin man bodies. the grossest thing about old animatronics is their dusty, mangy, sagging fur. seems like a missed opportunity.

as a gay person, this is a funny list

as a child, i was aware of the movies Dracula 2000 and Dracula 3000, and naturally assumed there were 1000 Dracula sequels in between them

obsessed with the person i ran into in the elevator wearing a jurassic park t-shirt, holding a jurassic park branded thermos, who then walked to a jurassic park themed car

very exciting stuff coming to my local amc this weekend

can't believe i almost thought i was foolish for making a bluesky on the eve of threads. instead i seem to have arrived just in time