Ashley E
@wombatindeed.bsky.social
I drink too much caffeine, sleep too little, and listen to too much music (well, not really).
One of my toxic traits is insisting on correcting it to “PASTAbilities” and then cackling about it endlessly like an unfunny Strega Nona
January 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
One of my toxic traits is insisting on correcting it to “PASTAbilities” and then cackling about it endlessly like an unfunny Strega Nona
There are six switches in my dad’s kitchen and despite toggling them all multiple, I cannot figure out the magic combination to turn off all the lights. The knowledge cannot be given, it can only be earned
December 25, 2023 at 10:56 PM
There are six switches in my dad’s kitchen and despite toggling them all multiple, I cannot figure out the magic combination to turn off all the lights. The knowledge cannot be given, it can only be earned
Reposted by Ashley E
My toxic trait is I want every human to be sheltered, fed, clothed and provided healthcare at no direct cost to themselves. I DO NOT CARE if some people then do nothing for the rest of their lives. Mazletov, god bless. I don't care if a few people figure out ways to game the system. People need help
YOU CAN'T JUST HELP PEOPLE--
Sure you can.
BUT PEOPLE MIGHT ABUSE THE HELP--
Sure.
BUT THAT'S WRONG--
Who cares.
BUT WHAT IF THEY WERE LYING--
So what.
BUT THEY DIDN'T EARN-
Money is made up.
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR-
So what, you want to stop helping people because a few people might abuse it? Fuck off.
Sure you can.
BUT PEOPLE MIGHT ABUSE THE HELP--
Sure.
BUT THAT'S WRONG--
Who cares.
BUT WHAT IF THEY WERE LYING--
So what.
BUT THEY DIDN'T EARN-
Money is made up.
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR-
So what, you want to stop helping people because a few people might abuse it? Fuck off.
November 2, 2023 at 6:55 PM
My toxic trait is I want every human to be sheltered, fed, clothed and provided healthcare at no direct cost to themselves. I DO NOT CARE if some people then do nothing for the rest of their lives. Mazletov, god bless. I don't care if a few people figure out ways to game the system. People need help
Spaghetti dinosaur called the Streganonasaurus
November 27, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Spaghetti dinosaur called the Streganonasaurus
Called my representatives and now I’m playing tag trying to chat with family. It’s a lot of phone time for a millennial.
October 18, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Called my representatives and now I’m playing tag trying to chat with family. It’s a lot of phone time for a millennial.
It’s helpful to actually pay attention to the dates of important events so that your family knows at least you cared enough to read their messages and thought things through before letting them down 🤦🏼♀️
September 20, 2023 at 2:30 PM
It’s helpful to actually pay attention to the dates of important events so that your family knows at least you cared enough to read their messages and thought things through before letting them down 🤦🏼♀️
More shows and movies should channel the energy of Gone Girl (2014).
September 16, 2023 at 10:23 PM
More shows and movies should channel the energy of Gone Girl (2014).
Completely misremembered the plot of Mimic. Expected the striking alien lady to show up any minute and instead it’s lots of cockroaches on steroids
September 3, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Completely misremembered the plot of Mimic. Expected the striking alien lady to show up any minute and instead it’s lots of cockroaches on steroids