Wondering Bread
wonderbread.bsky.social
Wondering Bread
@wonderbread.bsky.social
$ARKK -6%
March 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Bring your worst, Kenny Pickett, I’m not afraid of you
December 22, 2024 at 8:51 PM
The “fumbles can be reversed so just call every borderline play a fumble” is the worst possible decision. Absolutely kills game flow
December 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Back in an analytical/non-engineery role at work and have become an absolute menace of stacked bar charts
December 12, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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If you think you’re too evolved to appreciate the Temptations on a Wonder Bread float, you are so wrong.

Vocals as delicious as that famously soft bread!

@wonderbread.bsky.social

#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Werner Herzog:

-“this job is extremely dangerous”
-“I will pay you $3/day”
-“if you help me, I will help you get sovereignty over your tribal claims in the Amazon”

Playing 2 truths and a lie
November 24, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Time to go through some 10-Qs
a cartoon character says " all right " in front of a futuristic city
ALT: a cartoon character says " all right " in front of a futuristic city
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November 16, 2024 at 2:03 AM
To whoever just bought roughly 10k shares of $CMPD this week, my DMs are open (i think)
November 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
First day moving to BlueSky, and I have an immediate dilemma on which path I want my account to take:

- work through and post thoughts on stocks releasing Q3 results this week, or:

- livetweet TNF tonight

See everyone at 8:15 sharp. Go Commanders
November 14, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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Someone is peddling audio recordings of me sitting down and getting up from chairs on Spotify as "whale noises". While I might have put on a few recently, and I of course wish everyone a good night's sleep, I am not getting paid for these.
August 29, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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Turns out a "maiden voyage" is not like a singles cruise, there are not necessarily any maidens at all. I was already questioning whether I brought too many condoms, I just feel ridiculous. Three weeks till we dock in Singapore.
May 5, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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There's almost nothing more fun than being on a pleasure barge, but pleasure barge owners are constantly being outed as reprehensible people. More wealthy, generous, sexually adventurous, but morally upright folks should consider pleasure barge ownership.
November 7, 2024 at 8:46 PM
It me
October 12, 2023 at 5:27 AM