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Bring your worst, Kenny Pickett, I’m not afraid of you

The “fumbles can be reversed so just call every borderline play a fumble” is the worst possible decision. Absolutely kills game flow

Back in an analytical/non-engineery role at work and have become an absolute menace of stacked bar charts

If you think you’re too evolved to appreciate the Temptations on a Wonder Bread float, you are so wrong.

Vocals as delicious as that famously soft bread!

@wonderbread.bsky.social

#MacysParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Werner Herzog:

-“this job is extremely dangerous”
-“I will pay you $3/day”
-“if you help me, I will help you get sovereignty over your tribal claims in the Amazon”

Playing 2 truths and a lie

Time to go through some 10-Qs

To whoever just bought roughly 10k shares of $CMPD this week, my DMs are open (i think)

First day moving to BlueSky, and I have an immediate dilemma on which path I want my account to take:

- work through and post thoughts on stocks releasing Q3 results this week, or:

- livetweet TNF tonight

See everyone at 8:15 sharp. Go Commanders

Someone is peddling audio recordings of me sitting down and getting up from chairs on Spotify as "whale noises". While I might have put on a few recently, and I of course wish everyone a good night's sleep, I am not getting paid for these.

Turns out a "maiden voyage" is not like a singles cruise, there are not necessarily any maidens at all. I was already questioning whether I brought too many condoms, I just feel ridiculous. Three weeks till we dock in Singapore.

There's almost nothing more fun than being on a pleasure barge, but pleasure barge owners are constantly being outed as reprehensible people. More wealthy, generous, sexually adventurous, but morally upright folks should consider pleasure barge ownership.

It me