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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️
@woodyphi.bsky.social
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Est. 7/23/2023 User #366,132 💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit Atheist. Keep it to yourself No DM unless permission No Porn/bear shit! US expat living in Mexico I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈‍⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · Mar 2
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 3h
I only wish I had that awesome of beard. Would keep my Jeep keys in it.😂
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 13h
So awesome!
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 13h
I don’t understand people sometimes.
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 13h
THAT’S how we do this!
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 13h
Uuuuuuuuuuueck!❤️
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 13h
So the question now is, how do we get these made?
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 13h
Ok, maybe AI not so bad after all.😁
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 14h
This is so dark
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 13h
Some kind of lizard. Big boy.
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 14h
Imma toy!!❤️

My Butters never looked so innocent.😂
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🦇🐦‍⬛Roxy and Wolfie the Elkhound🐺 🐾(Always Spooky) @filmraven.bsky.social · 14h
@woodyphi.bsky.social Wolfie has requested mock up action figures of all his frens and here are you and Butters.
An action figure of a white dude with a magnificent bear wearing a straw hat holding a beer. Man figurine should be facing in slight profile from the package wearing sunglasses. The package should have a header with the text "Woody" in large letters. The accessories in compartments next to the figure are a large beach chair, a Mexican Flag, and some tacos An action figure of a dilute calibby cat with amber green eyes. Cat figurine should be sitting and facing in slight profile from the package. The package should have a header with the text "Butters" in large letters. The accessories in compartments next to the figure are an ornate mirror, a fancy cat bed, and a selection of colorful cat toys
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 14h
OH. MY. DOG!! I love them!! How in THE hell did you pull that off?! They’re perfect! Was worried my figure would break AI.😁 Was shocked to see how close Butters is to her real self! LOL at the mirror!😂🤣😂

Thank you, Roxy & Wolfie!!❤️❤️
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 15h
She is!
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 15h
More like this.
Trump’s headstone.
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 15h
Poor gato.❤️‍🩹
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 15h
Congrats! I brought y’all gifts!
Presents for the winners!
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 15h
What’s for dinner tonight, Maria?
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h
This little baby is indoor or outdoor. They say, for mosquitoes, to set lower to the ground. Ankle high would be appropriate. Ordered mine today. A friend turned me on to it. He went on & on about how awesome it is.
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h
I present to you the mosquito killer. If you’re not boycotting Amazon, that is. Kill annoying bugs AND have a killer light show.

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GOOTOP Bug Zapper Outdoor, Mosquito Zapper, 3 Prong Plug in Electric Fly Zapper, Mosquito Killer, Fly Traps, Flying Insects Zapper Indoor Outdoor 90-130V, 4200V, ABS Plastic Outer (Black)
Amazon.com : GOOTOP Bug Zapper Outdoor, Mosquito Zapper, 3 Prong Plug in Electric Fly Zapper, Mosquito Killer, Fly Traps, Flying Insects Zapper Indoor Outdoor 90-130V, 4200V, ABS Plastic Outer (Black) : Patio, Lawn & Garden
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h
Boy, if that’s not a metaphor with what’s happing right now..
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 19h
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 17h
‘Luck, J!
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 17h
Dinosaur outside my daur.
Dinosaur outside my daur.
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 17h
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 23d
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d
Ms. Martinez’ lawyer says body cam footage shows the agent turned into HER car and yelled “do something bitch” before firing shots.
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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 1d
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 18h
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 1d
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