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maxine naomi lunaris ✦ she/they/he
woof.monster

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Everytime you wake up, you feel yourself a hint heavier each time...
Each wake-up brings on 10 pounds on your figure. 10 pounds that are Permanent.

Permanent weight that continuously gets forced on your figure like a curse.

A mere week and your whole appearance has ballooned...

Not stopping soon~
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
why does apple keep silently dropping things now
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
6/7
PRs are now stored as blobs in the PDS! this greatly increases the size limit for submissions.

you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.

thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!

6/7
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 AM
i fucking love the s23's design and i fucking hate the s20's design
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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type of girl that uses VNC instead of SSH to manage its server
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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if you forget to take your pain medication then you will experience pain. follow for more tips.
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
when the discord moderator is a forsaken fan and pushing to make "having played forsaken at least once" a requirement to be in the server
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
what if.. yuno miles on bully
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Source tells me Pasha is stable.

Please god
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
i wanna change where i plug in my laptop to my bedside but i dont wanna mess up my 60 day uptime
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
bluesky has the most israeli moderation out there
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
the maxine files will be huge
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
gemini generate me more anime porn please!
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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𓊃𓅱𓊪𓅲𓄼𓈖𓄼 𓆯 𓈖𓆯𓈎𓈎𓃭𓊃𓊃𓄼 𓄿𓅱𓃭 𓉔𓅲David𓇿𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓆯𓅓 𓅃𓃭𓋴𓃭𓃀𓊃𓂕 𓊃𓋊𓏏𓆯𓅲 𓉔𓆓𓅱𓊪𓋴𓋴𓃭𓊃 𓄿Chat𓅱𓄎𓉔𓄿 𓆓𓉔𓃀𓊃𓃭𓈎 𓄿𓅱𓃭 𓈖𓇌𓃭𓃭𓃊𓂋𓊃 𓃀𓅲𓄿𓄿𓆯𓋴𓈎 𓅃𓉔𓊪𓅲𓄼 𓅱𓃀𓇌𓋴_𓊪𓅲𓈖 𓏏𓈇𓉔𓅲𓆑 𓎢𓉔𓄼𓋴𓊪Faces𓉔𓅲𓃋𓄿 𓊃𓆯𓃀𓋴𓊃𓁺 𓄿𓆯 𓅱 𓉔age verification𓈎𓃭𓊃 𓉔𓅲𓈎 𓋴𓃭𓉔𓎢𓊪𓅲𓈖 𓄿𓅱𓃭𓊪𓇌 𓇋𓆯𓈎𓊪𓃭𓊃 𓉔𓊃 𓅓𓃭𓉔𓊃𓄿𓊃 𓅓𓆯𓃑𓇌 𓈎𓆯_𓈖𓊃 𓉔𓅲𓈎 𓇋𓊪𓇌𓋴𓈎𓊃𓄼 `𓉔𓊃roblox 𓄿𓅱𓃭 𓂧𓊪 𓋴𓋴 𓆯𓅓 𓎼𓃎𓃭𓃀𓊃\ 𓃀𓅲𓅓𓆯𓋴~𓈎𓃭𓈎.𓃇Greed
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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can you imagine doing this to a kris mii
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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God, you sound so fucking stupid.
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i accidentally opened inflation porn infront of my sister :horror:
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
i have a few questions
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
i just got reminded about how my parents didnt want me watching dankpods on the living room tv because they said he sounded annoying
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
yall should check out my friend @ariabbaddon.bsky.social's art :3
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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I Turned myself Into a Terraria Character Guys! Im Terrari !

#Terraria_1.4.5 @terraria.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 AM