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max ✦ @woof.monster · Mar 1
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 4h
that was easy
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 4h
i am too lazy to boot into linux to easily figure this out
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 4h
i think this is a nvme????
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theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 7h
SHUT UP IM uhhh ANALYZING FURRY PORN
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 8h
openprinter looks amazing, would probably look better if it were white but still like the tinted transparency
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flammtay.bsky.social
🦌 > 800🍔 @flammtay.bsky.social · 1d
How ADHD people see the world:
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 11h
popbob uptime bot finally speaks
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hexmani.ac
penny @hexmani.ac · 11h
BlueSky is not decentralized because there's too much porn to catch up on
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mmatt.net
matprotocol @mmatt.net · 12h
INTRODUCING MY NEWEST BLUESKY EXPERIMENT:

THE MUSHROOM PDS SHAMER @shame.evil.gay

SOMEONE TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT "DECENTRALIZATION"?? SEE IF THEY'RE REALLY ABOUT IT.
a Bluesky post from @mmatt.net with "@shame.evil.gay test". @shame.evil.gay responds with, "✅ mmatt.net IS running on an independent PDS, and is hosted via evil.gay." two Bluesky posts, one from @matttestbskypds.bsky.social and a reply to that from @testaccount420.evil.gay with "@shame.evil.gay this guy" @shame.evil.gay responds with, "❌ matttestbskypds.bsky.social is NOT running on an independent PDS, and is hosted via entoloma.us-west.host.bsky.network.
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 11h
max finally makes a good beat for once
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 12h
loud and crunchy is the way
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furry-hater.bsky.social
furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12h
Chell I'm watching you test why you trying not to laugh
a emoticon costing 100 steam points for the game portal 2 showing chell with her eyes closed and smiling, almost as if she's about to chuckle
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 12h
even my own beats give me a headache
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I'm switching to oxford
Screenshot of the "Slang & Trending" page on Merriam-Webster Dictionary's website. Listed is a page for "six seven". It is defined as "a nonsensical expression connected to a song and a basketball player"
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 13h
producing for melly mike be like
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 13h
wanna make art of my gfs but im still shit at art :realize:
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rebane2001.bsky.social
Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 13d
thank you to everyone who came to my talk!!

i'll let y'all know when the recording's out, but for now you can find the slides on my website

lyra.horse/slides/
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 14h
im a senstitive ass bitch im sorry
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amybunny.tgirl.gay @amybunny.tgirl.gay · 15h
damm, weirdos really thing they can do anything on the internet without consequence
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furry-hater.bsky.social
furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15h
guy talking about cashier from little caesar's saying: "I asked him if he was offset from the amigos & he threatened to beat my gluetus maximus"
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 15h
i love my fault omg
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max ✦ @woof.monster · 15h
my name is maxine tittieless fatpussy
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furry-hater.bsky.social
furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 1d
graphic saying: "HUMANS WERE MADE TO Sit at the desk 9-5, Come home every night and open FL Studio, Listen to kick and clap samples on repeat for 4 hours straight, Delete entire project, Goon and sleep. THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE."
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mmatt.net
matprotocol @mmatt.net · 1d
@matt@social.lol on Mastodon’s post from 8 months ago, “Where can I sign up for Microsoft's Mastodon Instance? What about Nintendo's Misskey Instance? Where can I find the Pioneer DJ (now AlphaTheta) Lemmy Instance? How can I get access to NVIDIA's Friendica? Does anybody have an invite code for AMC's Bluesky PDS? How can I join A24's Matrix Homeserver? Do Haribo Goldbears have a Pixelfed instance? Can I join the CDC's Pleroma? Where can I follow Beyoncé's Bridged Fediverse Account? Whom should I contact to join Wendy's Mastodon Relay?”
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