Woolric
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JRPG fiend, cousin who reads textbooks for fun.
Big into rounded artstyles.
JRPG fiend, cousin who reads textbooks for fun.
Big into rounded artstyles.
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
My mom: "Is that a Pokémon game?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My mom: "Is that a Pokémon game?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
trying to figure out if I should stop calling Goroawase "Japanese Gematria"
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
trying to figure out if I should stop calling Goroawase "Japanese Gematria"
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
every time I watch a MAD that uses Peace Sign by Kenshi Yonezu; two weeks later:
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
every time I watch a MAD that uses Peace Sign by Kenshi Yonezu; two weeks later:
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
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It happened. Nice work everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It happened. Nice work everyone.
Had a dream I was dog-sitting and every time he misbehaved I rolled him up into a ball of dough and kneaded in more vanilla extract.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Had a dream I was dog-sitting and every time he misbehaved I rolled him up into a ball of dough and kneaded in more vanilla extract.
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Nooooo, pretty Elf lady, we don't have to fight! Let's hug it out instead. And hold hands. And maybe kiss.
Presenting the trailer for FFXIV Patch 7.4─Into the Mist!
Set to arrive on Tuesday, December 16. 🗓️
Set to arrive on Tuesday, December 16. 🗓️
FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 7.4 - Into the Mist
FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 7.4, Into the Mist, launches December 16, 2025!
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Nooooo, pretty Elf lady, we don't have to fight! Let's hug it out instead. And hold hands. And maybe kiss.
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Might as well hit me, too!
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Might as well hit me, too!
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Harvestella
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Harvestella
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
The best thing to drink after surgery is one of those protein shakes that taste just a little like blood.
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The best thing to drink after surgery is one of those protein shakes that taste just a little like blood.
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
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look if you watched as much anime for 8 year old girls as I do you'd know there is a stark difference between the personality of a girl who is blue and a girl who is purple. In fact they couldn't be more different.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
look if you watched as much anime for 8 year old girls as I do you'd know there is a stark difference between the personality of a girl who is blue and a girl who is purple. In fact they couldn't be more different.
When I was a kid, the part where the dinosaur ate the outhouse was the only part of Jurassic Park that scared me.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When I was a kid, the part where the dinosaur ate the outhouse was the only part of Jurassic Park that scared me.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
interpreting the meaning of songs and then overwriting the intended meaning when I learn what it is because I like mine better
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
interpreting the meaning of songs and then overwriting the intended meaning when I learn what it is because I like mine better
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crystal chronicles remains an all-timer. the world is beautiful. every place has a verve and color of its own. breathing air will kill you. the world is dying. ruin sits alongside natural beauty. time is running out. you're scored in unfair ways. someone has to carry the cup. answer your messages
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
crystal chronicles remains an all-timer. the world is beautiful. every place has a verve and color of its own. breathing air will kill you. the world is dying. ruin sits alongside natural beauty. time is running out. you're scored in unfair ways. someone has to carry the cup. answer your messages
Just found out about "The Goddess' Three Sacred Treasures" of Post-War Japan (A washing machine, a fridge, and a TV)
Very funny on it's own, but I wonder if that sentiment inspired the Trails series, since that's all about technology arising from the Goddess' gifts to man.
Very funny on it's own, but I wonder if that sentiment inspired the Trails series, since that's all about technology arising from the Goddess' gifts to man.
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Just found out about "The Goddess' Three Sacred Treasures" of Post-War Japan (A washing machine, a fridge, and a TV)
Very funny on it's own, but I wonder if that sentiment inspired the Trails series, since that's all about technology arising from the Goddess' gifts to man.
Very funny on it's own, but I wonder if that sentiment inspired the Trails series, since that's all about technology arising from the Goddess' gifts to man.
Getting back spasms because someone told me my perfect posture is intimidating for interviews.
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Getting back spasms because someone told me my perfect posture is intimidating for interviews.
Remember, "The Paradox of Tolerance" doesn't exist because it doesn't need to.
The verb form of "allowing someone to be cruel"
... Is not "To Tolerate"
... It is "To Suffer"
The verb form of "allowing someone to be cruel"
... Is not "To Tolerate"
... It is "To Suffer"
September 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Remember, "The Paradox of Tolerance" doesn't exist because it doesn't need to.
The verb form of "allowing someone to be cruel"
... Is not "To Tolerate"
... It is "To Suffer"
The verb form of "allowing someone to be cruel"
... Is not "To Tolerate"
... It is "To Suffer"
Finally reading some of Berserk
...
Griffith is described the way I was describing my taste in women the other day
oh no
...
Griffith is described the way I was describing my taste in women the other day
oh no
September 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Finally reading some of Berserk
...
Griffith is described the way I was describing my taste in women the other day
oh no
...
Griffith is described the way I was describing my taste in women the other day
oh no
You ever notice how blimps are upside-down boats floating under fake water?
September 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You ever notice how blimps are upside-down boats floating under fake water?
Every time I'm on vacation in a dream I bemoan forgetting to go to this same waffle place.
Every time I'm more than a few hours away from the house I'm obliged to have waffles.
I wonder what those waffles taste like...
Every time I'm more than a few hours away from the house I'm obliged to have waffles.
I wonder what those waffles taste like...
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Every time I'm on vacation in a dream I bemoan forgetting to go to this same waffle place.
Every time I'm more than a few hours away from the house I'm obliged to have waffles.
I wonder what those waffles taste like...
Every time I'm more than a few hours away from the house I'm obliged to have waffles.
I wonder what those waffles taste like...