I am seething with unfathomable jealousy right now

When I was the tender age of 9 years old I had an eye doctor put on my record I was uncooperative and he wouldn't see me again bc they tried using that with no warning, to me or my mother!!!, that they weren't doing the puff and I cried. To this day I haven't experienced one.

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys

I say this as someone who reads in public all the time! It doesn't matter! Let people be cringe!!!!!

I had a dream where I walked in on my mother playing Genshin Impact. I fear the power going on in our subconscious brains.

Honestly when people get all scandalized by the concept I'm like. We are here in the shared biological waste room. This is the allocated area. We all rip ass. Who cares.

"you know two nights in Vegas is NOT enough" [frat laugh] WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT