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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 18h

Commander Riker,

What time is poker next week?

Worf

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Geordi,

None of the characters in the Stars Hollow simulation will engage in combat. How can I change the passive aggressive setting?

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 5d

Alexander,

How is your love life? Human females appreciate flowers and soft talking. I hope this helps.

Father

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Apr 13

Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 8d

All crew,

I do not know where the rumors came from of a gagh truck on every corner. I do not know any food vendors. Stop asking me.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 10d

Security personnel,

There is to be no more use of the nickname Broccoli.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 12d

Guinan,

I am receiving multiple confusing subspace messages. Is today someone's anniversary?

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 15d

Captain,

We have not fired the ship's phasers in over a month. I am concerned the computer is not getting enough target practice.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 18d

Geordi,

I understand that it is funny that my name rhymes with dwarf, but I would prefer to change my D&D character to a half-orc.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 20d

All crew,

Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter.

There have been no security breaches this week.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 22d

Captain,

This is a sensitive subject. I am beginning to wonder… is my race the reason my suggestions are never taken seriously?

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 25d

Dr. Crusher,

I thank you for your offer, but I must decline a role in your improvised musical. Have you asked Commander Data?

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 27d

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 28d

Samsung,

This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Sep 5

Captain Picard,

If the rumors are true that you will be commanding a new vessel, I hope you will consider my application to join you.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Sep 2

William Riker,

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

- Worf SonOfMogh

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 31

Mother,

What is going on in Russia? I am hearing terrible things.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 28

Geordi,

Data just impersonated the Captain and took over the ship. Who is in charge of information security? Is it me?

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 27

All crew,

Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 23

Starfleet humanoid resources,

This is Worf, Enterprise security chief. Please correct my personnel file. I am a Klingon, not a Wolf.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 20

Commander Data,

I have found your finger.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 18

Alexander,

There is an excellent documentary about Klingon honor on Netflix. Have you watched it yet?

Father

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 15

Geordi,

In my calisthenics holodeck program, I am attempting to replace Skeletor with a Nazi, but I am receiving an error message.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 13

Commander Riker,

There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew.

Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 10

All crew,

Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter.

There have been four security breaches this week.

Worf

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