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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 4h

You look at human pet guys profile 1 singular time and suddenly blueskys discover feed assumes you wanna do adult baby stuff

Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 1d

I think Taylor Swift could fix all of this is if she released a song called "Karlie"

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 2d

Your shadow-self is out there, somewhere, lurking. It wears your face but it is NOT you; do not become confused. You will need to identify where it hides and hunt it down. Use a sharp knife and carry salt with you at all times. The heart can be eaten, but at a price.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 3d

The choice is a user base of only people who will fall for ai content, a user base of nazis, or a user base of the most libed out 37 year old you've ever seen

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 3d

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 3d

This whole situation is just Jay proving that she's no better than Musk, she just doesn't have the money to be louder about it.

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 3d

I was at mall of America 2 months ago and there was no joke, 3 Claire's within a mile of each other inside. You can't expect to be a successful business if you're over leveraging your customer base

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 3d

Everything is terrorism to these guys nowadays

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 3d

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 3d

Why did they make Chaos hot for Hades 2?

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spooky potion of kobalos @candlestick.bsky.social · Aug 10

heard your bitch was coming round the mountain

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 4d

If pregnant women aren't supposed to take Tylenol what are they supposed to do for their hangovers?

Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 5d

And I think its ultimately important to recognize that being famous for so long is not what made her ass. Dolly has been famous for 3x as long and still writes bangers

Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 5d

Thoughts on the Taylor Swift album are: wish some of these tracks got a better artist. I think if Taylor changed the cadence and metering of her lyrics it would physically cause her harm. These lyrics are so so ass. The production on her voice is ass.

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 5d

I wanted to see if this was real and found Cosmo lying

"Taylor swift new song "wood" from the life of a Showgirl has some of her sexiest lyrics yet.

FYI, pretty sure this song is about Travis Keller thanks to lyrics like "new heights of manhood"

Check out the full lyrics below!

Hello, prepare yourself because "wood" makes "dress" seem pretty pg-14. Taylor swifts 9th track on the life of a showgirl starts off as cute and romantic with lyrics like "seems to be that you and me we make our own luck" and "its you and me forever dancing in the dark" and quickly descends into NSFW territory "

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 5d

was out walking and accidentally bumped a guy who was carrying a bunch of heavy looking shopping bags so i was like augh sorry man and he said ‘never apologize for being a beautiful woman on the go’ which tbh is the sort of energy way more of you should be bringing to our interactions on here

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 5d

I noticed that they were trotting JD out a lot for all this shut down stuff.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today

Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 5d

I got a new phone which basically means I spent $800 for a thing I'll be glued to for the next 3-4 years

Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 6d

Wikipedia worked so well because it had a better mouth feel event han encyclopedia. Grokopedia sounds like a venereal disease

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 6d

Looks like we're gonna call anyone a terrorist now. The RNC must have learned something from Netanyahu.

Jewish Insider @jewishinsider.com · 7d

FBI Director Kash Patel called the ADL “an extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization,” saying in announcement that the FBI has cut all formal ties with the anti-hate group.

FBI’s Kash Patel attacks ADL as ‘extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization’

The FBI director said the bureau is cutting all formal ties with the Jewish civil rights group

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 7d

Like I read smut too, but you don't see me explaining the intricacies of the omegaverse to my coworkers. I explained on a surface level the Muppet joker to a single coworker earlier and I felt like I was almost over the line

Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 7d

Lady at work won't stop posting about fourth wing in the main group chat. Everyone's taking a stupid dragon quiz. I'm barely refraining from exhibiting my full hater potential

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 7d

Some of the potential terms are asking users to download a new app, and the thing is that this administration thrives on average people being uninformed on what theyre doing, and theres no better way to make them start noticing than to force a new app on them

Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 7d

Pete Hegseth won't see your "mouth-breathing dipshit" comments but all your singer, brass and woodwind playing friends will :(

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Worms 🩻 in there @wormslord.bsky.social · 7d

Nevermind I've somehow learned something new about House m.d. in 2025