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wormwitch.bzky.team
ᴄᴏᴍʀᴀᴅe ʙeʟᴠecʜeeʀ
@wormwitch.bzky.team
contemptible elf
builder of toys
unironic clausist
#1 dillo gifter

discord same as handle : elfs & reindeer only
Suggestions & Santa Mail : ngl.link/wormwitch_

$Wormwitch if you want to spread holly jolly
why they dress like Counter Strike Source models.
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
you’re one more vocab word away from becoming the bio essentialist version of this guy
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
OUUUUUGHHHH
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
girl, u know they are either directly connected or indirectly connected through an incomprehensible weave of self reproducing and self reinforcing rhizomes 😭
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
none of my friend circles are like that actually. if someone says this shit to you, you gotta RUN 😭

ts literally giving me bluesky flashbacks oh my godd
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
they finally captured dr disrespect
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
. . . aaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
forgot to post my christmas tree here u go
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ohhhhh….
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
can someone tell me what this gay ass word means
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
last night before i ate the 6 hour room temp scallops, which landed me in the state i now exist
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
hey guys, what’s up?
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
hey spain, what?
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i agree with the maoist
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
thank you House Oversight Committee for making this photo public. i will not be sleeping tonight, i no longer believe i am capable.
December 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
on stella montis:
Stitcher w/ full mods (silencer if i have it)
hairpin 4 & mag extender
med shield & combat aug
Door Locks, Lures :3c

elsewhere is highly variable, but found myself recently doing:
Rattler w/ full mods
Anvil w/ silencer
light shield & Loot mk 2
whatever quick use junk i got
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
don’t do that. liv agar isn’t real, liv agar is an incursion from retrocausal hyperdaemons. never talk to me about things that are not me ever again.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the moid used to come out, but i’ve improved at video games enough to say with certainty that i now game at the skill level of a femoid
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
pov: ur at the hospital after trying to commit suicide and this thing rolls in for ur psych eval
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just remembered that Neptune was my FAVORITE planet as a kid & that the sole reason I stopped being obsessed with Neptune is because, when I learned it was not actually a Deep Saturated Blue, I was SO UPSET that I felt like Neptune had personally BETRAYED me, that Neptune had personally LIED to me 😵
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
companies like Kalshi suck the thrill out of gambling. gambling should be done in a backroom, or at tables in a casino, and you should be smoking cigarettes non-stop while high on amphetamine and gambling money you do not have.

i'm not betting on a turkey named Goebbels from my couch 💀
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
mr crocker cadence
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Remember, if you are in line STAY IN LINE!
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM