what hrt took from me

lmao

i don’t know who Gambler Steve was, it was frightening. One moment i’m launching Cloverpit, next thing I remember was coming to. Covered in cash, whiskey, and a throat ravaged by what i can only assume was a texan accent and copious amounts of cigarettes. I pray that Gambler Steve never returns.

we both know which one

um 2001 hello

“blehhh i am evil and bad and will bite you” is not a vampire, that’s a ghoul of sorts. a vampire must be the most angsty creature for 500 miles, or an entity that can not stop bouncing on it. Or both, often usually both.

I’m complicated

make another toy horse about it, pointy-ear

why they dress like Counter Strike Source models.

my motherboard will accept what i give to it or it will face the consequences

brave and honorable leader

i’ve peed. once.

you’re one more vocab word away from becoming the bio essentialist version of this guy