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WORSTGOAT
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Mean, old, smelly.
There are still like 75 more years to this century. At this rate I’m never gonna make it.
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Maybe we should all quit crying about this being the Evil Universe, and just collectively grow our goatees already.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I need a better synonym for anthropomorphication because I sound like a fake nerd when I try to conjugate it.
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So when Bondi cut that deal with Epstein during the Bear-Stearns investigation, she also gave Trump immunity from investigation?
She can and would argue that it's illegal for her to consider anything to be evidence, so there's never going to be evidence to present?
(catch 22 gif not found)
October 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Recreationally abusing antiemetic medicine. Go ahead, show me something gross. Anything.
October 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thic banana taste like orange.
October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Climate change is a communist plot to get FL tf out of Cuba's face, and for that I'm personally in favor of it.
Very sad about the Everglades.
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Relaxation without dissociation?
Not in this reality you don't.
September 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
FBI director Patel admitted that the statements of victims, and the listed names of their rapists, were left out of the Epstein files that he released because they "weren't reliable."
September 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not just to flex, but I have literally hundreds of muscles.
August 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Monopolies aren't really a problem, there's only a couple companies doing it.
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I told pet store owner I need roly poly springtail culture for my moldy cloche. They slap me
August 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
American business models are incompatible with the Hippocratic oath. They aren’t real doctors. If you’re rich and just need wellness maintenance it’s fine but for anything important just take what you would have surrendered as copay and go to a country with real Hippocratic doctors.
July 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A lot of you have never had your solo succumb to cyberpsychosis and it shows.
a cartoon of two people looking at the earth with the words #edgerunners written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of two people looking at the earth with the words #edgerunners written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Do rattlesnakes have vestigial thagomizers?
What about blind snakes?
July 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is just a flex,
but I have literally
hundreds of muscles.
July 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Invader Zim described/predicted(?) AI hallucination perfectly back in 2001. Episode 21, 0:57.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8gihns
Invader Zim Invader Zim E021 – FBI Warning of Doom
Dailymotion video by donwills61
www.dailymotion.com
May 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kleya Marki <3
May 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Can’t find a gray crayon.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reposted by WORSTGOAT
This is the biggest news of the last 24 hours—not the Signal Scandal.

Trump watchers have long said that early in his presidency he would begin a push to utterly destroy the U.S. voting system and disenfranchise millions and millions of voters.

Here we go.
Trump executive order boosts proof of citizenship requirements for voting in federal elections | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump signed an executive order Tuesday seeking to boost proof of citizenship requirements for voter registration, which critics say could disenfranchise poor and older voters who don...
www.cnn.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I found a countertop ice making machine in a dumpster and feel very cyberpunk about it, like the future really is now.
March 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reposted by WORSTGOAT
Internet user!

You are attempting to post a reply that, through sheer lack of quality, will make the recipient's day worse.

This action enables pvp mode, are you sure?
December 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Maybe if we figure out how to teach Al to not just hallucinate assumptions, it will be a skill that we can also learn.
December 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM