Then*

This is a hugging family, so I went in for the side hug, as you do with dudes you don't know, this saw his face coming in and dodged.

He ended up kissing my temple which is infinitely worse.

*hug*

Related: If you were to watch my sleep-deprived ass stream a video game in, say, the next five minutes, which video game would you want it to be

Today in "Did a Vampire Say This or Just Someone Whose Sleep Schedule is So Fucked"

Anyway you can see sleeping is going well, definitely not ruminating through the night

Also you can pry the use of "normie" from my cold dead hands, it conveys the most accurate connotation, and my fucked up little brain loves it some connotations, agonizes about connotations

Vaguely related, proof my truest inner self is a possessive little bitch, but while my adult self is so glad for her that she goes by her birth name as an adult, my inner 6yo is jealous that other people know the special secret name, kid me kept that secret so good lmao

otherwise known as the department of laboriously capitalized propaganda

I am curious about the steam machine, streaming through the app works /okay/ but I bet that's better

I had to enlist help, but if I actually put my hands how they're supposed to rest on the triggers etc. I cannot reach the buttons lmao

xbox 360 controller* died

I have the first steam controller (that I bought when it was $5) that I use currently because my xbox 360 died recently, but it is Too Big For My Tiny Hands and I Must Strain To Reach Half of It

I type faster than I speak so you're somewhat spared the "context interrupts my original sentence before I can finish it" that happens aloud.

Also this is exactly how I tell stories in person but all the background information interrupts the main point being said at all instead of being added afterward, so you wouldn't get the main thing I started talking about until now

Every time I do a thread like this I think about pre-thread twitter and how all this shit would just show up individually on everyone's feeds and not tucked away and honestly I kinda miss it, let me flood your feeds with nonsense because I have "no choice"