Runoff
@wouldirunoff.bsky.social
And the trees do not like strangers.
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans and now don't have to crush them individually.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans and now don't have to crush them individually.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans and now don't have to crush them individually.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans.
Sometimes you fall backwards off the bed onto a paper bag full of coke zero cans and now don't have to crush them individually.
So, one of the boys here has a girlfriend who brought her brother, and apparently they're from a culture that does the cheek kiss.
Which is perfectly fine, I just, was not aware.
Which is perfectly fine, I just, was not aware.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So, one of the boys here has a girlfriend who brought her brother, and apparently they're from a culture that does the cheek kiss.
Which is perfectly fine, I just, was not aware.
Which is perfectly fine, I just, was not aware.
Every now and then a user will pop into my twitch chat and I'm stuck in the quandry of "AI or child"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Every now and then a user will pop into my twitch chat and I'm stuck in the quandry of "AI or child"
Encountered what must have been a newer WoW player? They emoted hello, I waved, but then they switched to Alliance Common to try and talk to my Blood Elf, presumably to ask to do a delve together, as we were standing outside one, but I cannot understand, sir, I am sorry.
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Encountered what must have been a newer WoW player? They emoted hello, I waved, but then they switched to Alliance Common to try and talk to my Blood Elf, presumably to ask to do a delve together, as we were standing outside one, but I cannot understand, sir, I am sorry.
The sun has risen
Do I succumb?
Do I succumb?
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The sun has risen
Do I succumb?
Do I succumb?
Quietly following and liking all of the posts from my childhood best friend's tattoo shop on TikTok even though we don't talk anymore, and as far as she knows I'm a normie
(Also she's REALLY good, Eunice at Empress Tattoo & Piercing in Chattanooga)
(Also she's REALLY good, Eunice at Empress Tattoo & Piercing in Chattanooga)
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Quietly following and liking all of the posts from my childhood best friend's tattoo shop on TikTok even though we don't talk anymore, and as far as she knows I'm a normie
(Also she's REALLY good, Eunice at Empress Tattoo & Piercing in Chattanooga)
(Also she's REALLY good, Eunice at Empress Tattoo & Piercing in Chattanooga)
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
How many times am I going to have to unfollow the department of labor lmao
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
How many times am I going to have to unfollow the department of labor lmao
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My sleep schedule is currently nocturnal, as in I literally go to sleep when the sun comes up and wake up when it starts going down, dunno how to fix this, but contemplating just...streaming all night and all day tomorrow to enforce awakeness.
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My sleep schedule is currently nocturnal, as in I literally go to sleep when the sun comes up and wake up when it starts going down, dunno how to fix this, but contemplating just...streaming all night and all day tomorrow to enforce awakeness.
I've lately been in a weird bubble where I am, apparently, not following the people everyone I follow are following, because my entire feed keeps talking about things I have zero context for, it just keeps happening lmfao
(I wanna get the jokes too : ()
(I wanna get the jokes too : ()
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I've lately been in a weird bubble where I am, apparently, not following the people everyone I follow are following, because my entire feed keeps talking about things I have zero context for, it just keeps happening lmfao
(I wanna get the jokes too : ()
(I wanna get the jokes too : ()
Hilariously this just came up when being told about someone's unexpected birth (unexpected for EVERYONE mind you), I pre-dreamed it and thought I already knew about it, specifically remembered the moment of being told
I would like to submit a request to my brain to stop dreaming mundane enough things that I am unsure if they were a dream or if they happened.
My ass can't remember my real life to save it, but I've got a few fake conversations floating around in there I think are real, I'm sure.
My ass can't remember my real life to save it, but I've got a few fake conversations floating around in there I think are real, I'm sure.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hilariously this just came up when being told about someone's unexpected birth (unexpected for EVERYONE mind you), I pre-dreamed it and thought I already knew about it, specifically remembered the moment of being told
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Part of me wanted to go to my 10 year university reunion just to be like, "Yeah, I AM a useless sack of shit who has done nothing with her life!" just so other people could feel good about themselves.
Am I a licensed attorney? Technically, yes. But licensed and functional are not synonyms.
Am I a licensed attorney? Technically, yes. But licensed and functional are not synonyms.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Part of me wanted to go to my 10 year university reunion just to be like, "Yeah, I AM a useless sack of shit who has done nothing with her life!" just so other people could feel good about themselves.
Am I a licensed attorney? Technically, yes. But licensed and functional are not synonyms.
Am I a licensed attorney? Technically, yes. But licensed and functional are not synonyms.
I would like to submit a request to my brain to stop dreaming mundane enough things that I am unsure if they were a dream or if they happened.
My ass can't remember my real life to save it, but I've got a few fake conversations floating around in there I think are real, I'm sure.
My ass can't remember my real life to save it, but I've got a few fake conversations floating around in there I think are real, I'm sure.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I would like to submit a request to my brain to stop dreaming mundane enough things that I am unsure if they were a dream or if they happened.
My ass can't remember my real life to save it, but I've got a few fake conversations floating around in there I think are real, I'm sure.
My ass can't remember my real life to save it, but I've got a few fake conversations floating around in there I think are real, I'm sure.
I need to start making note of people with houses with lights brighter than the fucking sun when I fly over them at night and visit them to ask why
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I need to start making note of people with houses with lights brighter than the fucking sun when I fly over them at night and visit them to ask why
I...swear the plane...still very much in the air even as we rapidly lose altitude coming in to land...just...........honked?
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I...swear the plane...still very much in the air even as we rapidly lose altitude coming in to land...just...........honked?
In high school, a guy that I liked admitted he liked me, but I thought we weren't compatible despite the crushes, so I set him up with another mutual friend, and I already felt weird credit for their later marriage, but they've just had a kid and I feel like I own some sort of property stake in it.
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In high school, a guy that I liked admitted he liked me, but I thought we weren't compatible despite the crushes, so I set him up with another mutual friend, and I already felt weird credit for their later marriage, but they've just had a kid and I feel like I own some sort of property stake in it.
Also, whole row to myself, time to manspread
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Also, whole row to myself, time to manspread
You know, nothing more reassuring after a time change than an airport employee stopping you to ask what time it is on *your* phone.
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You know, nothing more reassuring after a time change than an airport employee stopping you to ask what time it is on *your* phone.
I actually haven't been physically home since before this, at the airport now for the flight back.
I know walking in the door to no greeting is going to be brutal.
I know walking in the door to no greeting is going to be brutal.
Pennydog lost her battle with cancer today. I will do her a big miss.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I actually haven't been physically home since before this, at the airport now for the flight back.
I know walking in the door to no greeting is going to be brutal.
I know walking in the door to no greeting is going to be brutal.
Pennydog lost her battle with cancer today. I will do her a big miss.
October 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Pennydog lost her battle with cancer today. I will do her a big miss.
"wow this is refreshing. So needed in a technology world" says a person digitally on their digital device while they listen to and watch an acoustic song recorded digitally
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"wow this is refreshing. So needed in a technology world" says a person digitally on their digital device while they listen to and watch an acoustic song recorded digitally
You ever accidentally convince a child you're an alien
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You ever accidentally convince a child you're an alien