Cris
@wowcris.bsky.social
30 | Portugal | She/her | Barely human
Don't correct my English, I have no respect for this language.
Don't correct my English, I have no respect for this language.
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Cris
@wowcris.bsky.social
· Nov 18
When I say I'm a gamer, I mean that I play:
Stardew Valley
The Sims (3 and 4)
Genshin Impact
Sudoku
Solitario Spider
FoE
Tomb Raider
My own feelings
Games where you have to organize things
Stardew Valley
The Sims (3 and 4)
Genshin Impact
Sudoku
Solitario Spider
FoE
Tomb Raider
My own feelings
Games where you have to organize things
Not me googling Norway because a girl I started talking to TWO DAYS AGO lives there
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Not me googling Norway because a girl I started talking to TWO DAYS AGO lives there
É um vazio no peito que não enche de forma alguma
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
É um vazio no peito que não enche de forma alguma
I'll start my new job on monday and gosh, all that studying and even the intership did not prepare me for the chaos that awaits me
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'll start my new job on monday and gosh, all that studying and even the intership did not prepare me for the chaos that awaits me
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A 2 year old is travelling beside me. If they cry, I'll cry
June 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
A 2 year old is travelling beside me. If they cry, I'll cry
I'm a small inconvenience way from having a full-on breakdown in the middle of the airport
June 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I'm a small inconvenience way from having a full-on breakdown in the middle of the airport
Bisexuality? Do you mean pause supporting your football team that just won the national championship to watch to eurovision?
May 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Bisexuality? Do you mean pause supporting your football team that just won the national championship to watch to eurovision?
Another girl with gay vibes and a boyfriend 🥲🥲 I think my gaydar is broken
May 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Another girl with gay vibes and a boyfriend 🥲🥲 I think my gaydar is broken
I know that knowing about what is happening in the world is important, but I am exhausted of reading shit about dumb rich fuckers in power. Just french the fuck out of them. Guillotine. Sniper. Fuck - anything.
April 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I know that knowing about what is happening in the world is important, but I am exhausted of reading shit about dumb rich fuckers in power. Just french the fuck out of them. Guillotine. Sniper. Fuck - anything.
Reposted by Cris
Slight edit: Nazi porn bar
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Slight edit: Nazi porn bar
There are only two types of weed, fart-like and sweet.
March 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There are only two types of weed, fart-like and sweet.
Today I went to the gym and now I'm at burger king, alone and contemplating my life choices.
March 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Today I went to the gym and now I'm at burger king, alone and contemplating my life choices.
"How do you complain about having no time and then spend all day in bed?" Simple, I'm late on my work and quite fucked.
January 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"How do you complain about having no time and then spend all day in bed?" Simple, I'm late on my work and quite fucked.
I feel like I'm one bad sneeze away from a full-on mental breakdown but I don't even have the time for it because of this fucking internship.
January 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I feel like I'm one bad sneeze away from a full-on mental breakdown but I don't even have the time for it because of this fucking internship.
Was depressed cuz life is shitty, so I spent all day in bed, which gave me a nosebleed. Lovely.
January 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Was depressed cuz life is shitty, so I spent all day in bed, which gave me a nosebleed. Lovely.
Gosh, I hate when they understaff places when they know damn well that it's the only place to print stuff at this hour
January 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Gosh, I hate when they understaff places when they know damn well that it's the only place to print stuff at this hour
May 2025 bring me the fucking degree I've been working my ass off to get, and health.
January 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
May 2025 bring me the fucking degree I've been working my ass off to get, and health.
My godfather's funeral was today. Haven't seen the man in over 10 years but he would call me every birthday to wish me well, and honestly, he did more than most people in my life
December 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
My godfather's funeral was today. Haven't seen the man in over 10 years but he would call me every birthday to wish me well, and honestly, he did more than most people in my life
They just killed the old lady 😭😭😭 I don't even wanna read this anymore
December 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
They just killed the old lady 😭😭😭 I don't even wanna read this anymore
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Best way to deal with toxic people online?
Don’t follow them.
Don’t read their posts.
Don’t think about them.
Don’t talk about them.
Shut them up in the airlock of your total indifference, and let the vacuum of space do the rest….
Don’t follow them.
Don’t read their posts.
Don’t think about them.
Don’t talk about them.
Shut them up in the airlock of your total indifference, and let the vacuum of space do the rest….
December 13, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Best way to deal with toxic people online?
Don’t follow them.
Don’t read their posts.
Don’t think about them.
Don’t talk about them.
Shut them up in the airlock of your total indifference, and let the vacuum of space do the rest….
Don’t follow them.
Don’t read their posts.
Don’t think about them.
Don’t talk about them.
Shut them up in the airlock of your total indifference, and let the vacuum of space do the rest….
I could be going home today but nooo, they had to make me go there on f-ing tuesday
December 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I could be going home today but nooo, they had to make me go there on f-ing tuesday
I think I have a date?? Oh gosh, oh fuck
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I think I have a date?? Oh gosh, oh fuck
Problem: I have asthma and rhinitis
Problem x1000: sapphic women love having their pets sleep in their beds
Problem x1000: sapphic women love having their pets sleep in their beds
December 8, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Problem: I have asthma and rhinitis
Problem x1000: sapphic women love having their pets sleep in their beds
Problem x1000: sapphic women love having their pets sleep in their beds
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
8/20
8/20
December 7, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
8/20
8/20
It's still so weird to just talk to people on apps 🥲
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
It's still so weird to just talk to people on apps 🥲