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@woy.lol
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Often unserious and really just here for a good time. Herald of Galactus.
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Altman is so fucking insufferable
3 JAY PETERS 26 MINUTES AGO Sam Altman, on Jimmy Fallon: "I cannot imagine having gone through figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT," he said. While he does acknowledge that "clearly, people did it for a long time," he says that he has "relied on it so much." Most of the interview was pretty boring, but the parents in The Verge's Slack have been talking a lot about that.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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whelp
Your listening age 87 Since you were into music from the Early 60s. There's history in your headphones. Club Serotonin Your club thrives on good vibes. Members insist on natural lighting.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BRAIN IF YOU HAD ONE?
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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An image of a woman in a black dinner dress asking “You have to thaw it?”
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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what a headline
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Trivia
A photo of a beer, half consumed, in a brewery in Pittsburgh.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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lol this guy is a dick
In September, Friar told CNBC that OpenAI expected to generated roughly $13 billion in revenue this year. But on a podcast over the weekend, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman told investor Brad Gerstner that the company is doing "well more revenue than that." Altman bristled when Gerstner asked how OpenAI could make more than $1 trillion of spend commitments given its revenue. "Brad, if you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyer," Altman said. "Enough."
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I spent time with therapy dogs today and I am rejuvenated
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The day after the election
An image of Paddington Bear, a teddy bear in a blue coat, standing up to speak in public with people around him as in a Norman Rockwell painting.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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AI Strike Team LOL
Joanna Doven, a founding CEO of a government consulting firm, says AI Avenue produced a “light bulb moment” a couple years ago. She recalls noticing a flurry of tech-related leasing in the area, and wondered, “Is anybody paying attention?” Her thinking was, “This is a moment we should own.” Now she leads Pittsburgh’s newly formed AI Strike Team, a 13-member group that strives to unite key players in business, academia, and the government to make the city a leading technology hub. The team’s pitch includes the intangible factor of Pittsburgh’s industrial culture.
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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werner herzog you lunatic
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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they are like two tiny Mark Kellys
A photo of the Schenderovich Schenderovich brothers with Darren Morningstar (basketball player) - where the two twins look like Senator Mark Kelly with a beard.
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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LOL
... Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania MICHAEL KEATON * Born September 5, 1951 * The actor famously known for his title roles as Birdman, and Beetlejuice was born and raised in he Pittsburgh area. Under his stage name Micheal Keaton, Michael Joh, Douglas is credited as appearing in nearly 100 movies and TV series, ranging from hit comedies like "Night Shift" and "Mr. Mom" to award-winning dramas such as "Spotlight" and "Dopesick." He began his career at the local public television station, WQED. 23 N morning_news_michelle MISSPELLED! Maybe the Joker is to blame... more 2 hours ago
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Define “Perfect Ending”
A scene from the ending of Newhart with two people in bed and Bob Newhart waking up in his former show The Bob Newhart Show having dreamt the entire Newhart series.
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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dream big
A FERAL PIG IN AUSTRALIA DRANK 18 CANS OF BEER, FOUGHT A COW AND THEN PASSED OUT UNDER A TREE
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Just imagine actually having to go to this event. Moreover, actually wanting to go.
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2PM?
A skeletal figure / alien at a podium with the word OBEY behind it.
September 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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A photo of a man in a tank with tank operator gear and the helmet saying Mike Dukakis
August 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Screenshot of a tweet: Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDB... ' 3/29/20 (14 million dead) TRUMP: we want to thank the good people at michelin. michelin is here, they're making big tires for the tanks to fight the killbots. michelin is very good, thank you michelin. kit kat is here in the rose garden, kit kat get up here. delicious candy With an additional tweet reply Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARD... @MattNegrin Follow some very good and, I shouldn't say this but | will, very ruthless people at Kit Kat. And we know them well, they do it well. Now we have to say it but we say it. It's Kit Kat, all the way. We need them now more than ever and they're doing a great job. Thank you snickers
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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@hitchdied.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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On the river pickles in sight
Photo of one of Pittsburgh’s yellow bridges with an inflatable pickle above it in the center.
July 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM