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@woy.lol
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Often unserious and really just here for a good time. Herald of Galactus.
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Woy @woy.lol · Sep 19
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Moo Deng, the incredible baby hippo, is looking into the camera slightly blurry while screaming.
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there are not enough hotdog gifs in the world
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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aedwardslevy.bsky.social
"there's a new serif in town"
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 3d
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Altman is so fucking insufferable
3 JAY PETERS 26 MINUTES AGO Sam Altman, on Jimmy Fallon: "I cannot imagine having gone through figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT," he said. While he does acknowledge that "clearly, people did it for a long time," he says that he has "relied on it so much." Most of the interview was pretty boring, but the parents in The Verge's Slack have been talking a lot about that.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I’ve not enjoyed a technological failure so much in ages
jjvincent.bsky.social James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 4d
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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DS9 scene. We're in close on Garak, a simple tailor. His face sort of looks like it's hovering in black space but I think he's just in a very dark place, but like a closet or dark room, not emotionally. Garak is a Carassian, with grey skin and boney ridges that run up along the nose and circle like a spoon on his forehead. Also has ridges that snake from the right and left hairline down around the eye and to the cheekbone. Basically he's got a topographical mountain range across his face. Back to the screenshot--so he's in a dark room and he's making a face that's like if you hated spiders and all of a sudden saw a big spider sitting next to you. Closed caption reads, "But I'm afraid your pants won't be ready tomorrow after all.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I watch a disturbing amount of Nate the Hoof Guy videos.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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king władysław III: hrrrrrngh pope i'm trying to protect vienna but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ottoman army
nfornihilism.net radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · Feb 2
some of those old suits of plate armour made for kings and emperors had some real child-bearing hips yknow what i'm saying like that culet was protecting a real juicy dumper
"the lower section of this armour is the hoguine" says this image from wikipedia - yeah i'd say the lower armour is hog-ine mf just look at those cheeks clap
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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megannicolett.bsky.social
save him
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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so much cocaine
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 7d
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Your listening age 87 Since you were into music from the Early 60s. There's history in your headphones. Club Serotonin Your club thrives on good vibes. Members insist on natural lighting.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Gen. Buck Turgidson in Dr. Strangelove with a speech bubble to the below. In the movie, he said, "Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap!"
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're close in on McCoy in his blue uniform. He looks serious. Closed caption reads, "THERE'S A GROWING IMBALANCE OF BODY FUNCTIONS..."
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Hot take (pun maybe intended): Sean Evans is a bad interviewer.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The Enterprise D gang is in Ten Forward standing around a beautifully decorated banquet table adorned with exotic flowers and lots of food. Seems like a fancy party is happening, I'm guessing some light chitter chatter is in the background, dishes and flatware tinkling and clanking, maybe some nice soft harpy music, but this is a picture so it's tough to say. Ok, back to the story, so Captain Picard is carving a large round turkey. Bev Crusher, Geordi, Data, and a very very tall Klingon, all in uniform, stand and observe. Closed caption reads, "I shall try some of your burned, replicated bird meat." 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Joe Versus The Volcano
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BRAIN IF YOU HAD ONE?
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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A brown and white bunny is sleeping contentedly beside a green cushion.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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LOL Sammy Hagar’s sister leaving Congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she's leaving Congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Plur1bus is so good and I need to watch it live with people so we can talk about it
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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makenakelly.bsky.social
now kiss
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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emilyoram.bsky.social
This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM