Shane
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In other bad news, in California it is officially SCARY SPIDERS make their HOME in your SIDE MIRROR season
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 AM
In other bad news, in California it is officially SCARY SPIDERS make their HOME in your SIDE MIRROR season
A little annoyed that I’m going to TWO shows that will not have ANY CHAIRS this weekend and I am OVER FIFTY and when it’s all over the list of bands I will roll out of bed and stand up for three hours for will have decreased by ZERO
February 14, 2026 at 8:27 AM
A little annoyed that I’m going to TWO shows that will not have ANY CHAIRS this weekend and I am OVER FIFTY and when it’s all over the list of bands I will roll out of bed and stand up for three hours for will have decreased by ZERO
Idea to make competitive skiing way more exciting: everybody starts at the same time
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Idea to make competitive skiing way more exciting: everybody starts at the same time
I love that the long standing tradition of restaurants with window photos of their food which have faded to unappetizing colorlessness has found a home online
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I love that the long standing tradition of restaurants with window photos of their food which have faded to unappetizing colorlessness has found a home online
A class action lawsuit was filed over undisclosed automatic renewals to RoadRunner Sports "VIP" program.
The settlement? A free year of membership, which they said would not automatically renew.
Mine was in fact set to automatically renew.
Do not shop there. Don't even take up running.
The settlement? A free year of membership, which they said would not automatically renew.
Mine was in fact set to automatically renew.
Do not shop there. Don't even take up running.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
A class action lawsuit was filed over undisclosed automatic renewals to RoadRunner Sports "VIP" program.
The settlement? A free year of membership, which they said would not automatically renew.
Mine was in fact set to automatically renew.
Do not shop there. Don't even take up running.
The settlement? A free year of membership, which they said would not automatically renew.
Mine was in fact set to automatically renew.
Do not shop there. Don't even take up running.
couples figure skating but to dire straits Romeo and Juliet
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
couples figure skating but to dire straits Romeo and Juliet
couples figure skating routine but with Jeff and Maude costumes from The Big Lebowski
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
couples figure skating routine but with Jeff and Maude costumes from The Big Lebowski
I enjoy access to well-named sandwiches
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I enjoy access to well-named sandwiches
If someone wants you to find out how much something costs but they can't tell you how much they're willing to spend, that's busy work. They don't know how much they'll spend = they don't know what return they'd require = *they don't know what they want*.
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
If someone wants you to find out how much something costs but they can't tell you how much they're willing to spend, that's busy work. They don't know how much they'll spend = they don't know what return they'd require = *they don't know what they want*.
The gentleman parks to the left.
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The gentleman parks to the left.
The way Google is putting the “ask anything” field on web results at the bottom of the screen where the address field sits on iOS is slimy and gross.
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
The way Google is putting the “ask anything” field on web results at the bottom of the screen where the address field sits on iOS is slimy and gross.
In a nutshell, by "investigating" they mean "translating". The presumable problem is difficulty finding someone who knows any Spanish and who is also so rich and pasty-white that they'll fudge a translation in alignment with the ethics of the fundamentally sick
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
In a nutshell, by "investigating" they mean "translating". The presumable problem is difficulty finding someone who knows any Spanish and who is also so rich and pasty-white that they'll fudge a translation in alignment with the ethics of the fundamentally sick
did Bad Bunny's outfit have a strong Honus Wagner vibe or was that just me
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
did Bad Bunny's outfit have a strong Honus Wagner vibe or was that just me
I promise this is the last time I say this until I say it again
"login" is not a verb
"log in" is not a noun
"login" is not a verb
"log in" is not a noun
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I promise this is the last time I say this until I say it again
"login" is not a verb
"log in" is not a noun
"login" is not a verb
"log in" is not a noun
you know, you all are gonna be really embarrassed when you have to eat shit because china cancels all hockey in canada
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
you know, you all are gonna be really embarrassed when you have to eat shit because china cancels all hockey in canada
let’s examine the logic of heading over to twitter to screenshot people being mad that they are losing relevance
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
let’s examine the logic of heading over to twitter to screenshot people being mad that they are losing relevance
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
Nearly Lost You is an under-celebrated hero of the grunge era. Gorgeous.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Nearly Lost You is an under-celebrated hero of the grunge era. Gorgeous.
Spoonman has to be way up there on the list of killer rock songs held back by dumb lyrics
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Spoonman has to be way up there on the list of killer rock songs held back by dumb lyrics
Never a shutout, also never a SB with zero TDs. Let’s jinx all this shit, 4th Q will be a bloodbath
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Never a shutout, also never a SB with zero TDs. Let’s jinx all this shit, 4th Q will be a bloodbath
What’d be amazing is if for one year every time someone thought to use AI or even CGI for a Super Bowl reel or ad, they instead did something super cheap and silly involving living and physical things. It’d be a delightful mess.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
What’d be amazing is if for one year every time someone thought to use AI or even CGI for a Super Bowl reel or ad, they instead did something super cheap and silly involving living and physical things. It’d be a delightful mess.
isn’t that xfinity dude the driver walton goggins gave deodorant to
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
isn’t that xfinity dude the driver walton goggins gave deodorant to
The typography for TV’s The ‘Burbs sure is awful, jeesh
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The typography for TV’s The ‘Burbs sure is awful, jeesh
Let’s take the dance out of ice dancing. Just skate fast enough to do crazy jumps and land like you mean it. Wear carbon fiber or something. And a helmet. Fuck it
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Let’s take the dance out of ice dancing. Just skate fast enough to do crazy jumps and land like you mean it. Wear carbon fiber or something. And a helmet. Fuck it
It’s sad that out of all the things science fiction films of the past got wrong about what stuff would be like this far into the 21st century, we couldn’t even let them have the simple idea that 4:3 video would stick around
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
It’s sad that out of all the things science fiction films of the past got wrong about what stuff would be like this far into the 21st century, we couldn’t even let them have the simple idea that 4:3 video would stick around