Shane
@shane.bsky.social
We will have many productive seasons here.
I think of this every time I'm walking down the hall at work and pass a conference room where someone's face is on a huge screen
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think of this every time I'm walking down the hall at work and pass a conference room where someone's face is on a huge screen
I’d like to thank the little people, I’d really like to, but they didn’t do JACK CRAP
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’d like to thank the little people, I’d really like to, but they didn’t do JACK CRAP
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
I’ve never thought about Carly Rae Jepsen in a way where this make me *jealous*, but I am furious about what this filthy son of a bitch did to my little sister
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve never thought about Carly Rae Jepsen in a way where this make me *jealous*, but I am furious about what this filthy son of a bitch did to my little sister
🎵I know, I know, it’s serious🎵
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🎵I know, I know, it’s serious🎵
This is Josh from Apple Fitness, unwittingly the only person standing between me and being completely sedentary
I will of course have him killed
I will of course have him killed
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is Josh from Apple Fitness, unwittingly the only person standing between me and being completely sedentary
I will of course have him killed
I will of course have him killed
Constantly seeing photos of this Stanley Lo character all around town on billboards, yard signs, and mail delivered to my home is really something. This is the first one I recall that has amped up the weirdness with accompanying terrifying white people. Always had those odd headphones though.
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Constantly seeing photos of this Stanley Lo character all around town on billboards, yard signs, and mail delivered to my home is really something. This is the first one I recall that has amped up the weirdness with accompanying terrifying white people. Always had those odd headphones though.
So help me, I love them badges
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So help me, I love them badges
Paul Skenes, philanthropist
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Paul Skenes, philanthropist
Ugh, ok dude. I hate it too but you sound like an idiot.
This just makes me wish we could have had The Bride this year and this one, I don’t know, never
This just makes me wish we could have had The Bride this year and this one, I don’t know, never
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ugh, ok dude. I hate it too but you sound like an idiot.
This just makes me wish we could have had The Bride this year and this one, I don’t know, never
This just makes me wish we could have had The Bride this year and this one, I don’t know, never
They somehow found a way to make an error card more ridiculous than the Billy Ripken one
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
They somehow found a way to make an error card more ridiculous than the Billy Ripken one
Me attending a technical plan review so my dev team can get some focus time
October 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Me attending a technical plan review so my dev team can get some focus time
This is the most interesting gif I've ever seen
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is the most interesting gif I've ever seen
Folks, I mean it when I say if you don’t wish a long and bright career for Orion Kerkering, you’re a bad person
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Folks, I mean it when I say if you don’t wish a long and bright career for Orion Kerkering, you’re a bad person
Class? LOL, fuck you. Here's an alternate headline: "Houston Chronicle Rewrites History To Go From 2016 Straight To 2019"
October 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Class? LOL, fuck you. Here's an alternate headline: "Houston Chronicle Rewrites History To Go From 2016 Straight To 2019"
I say haul in the rider. Someone must pay.
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I say haul in the rider. Someone must pay.
People always talking about avoiding simple very light or dark materials because they “show dirt” but I happen to believe for kitchen countertops that’s a plus
September 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
People always talking about avoiding simple very light or dark materials because they “show dirt” but I happen to believe for kitchen countertops that’s a plus
They’re making flapjacks on the great British baking show and they are not anything like what we call that here. Weird.
But also it made me think of this, and fondly. i.ytimg.com/vi/mjWIvshMI...
But also it made me think of this, and fondly. i.ytimg.com/vi/mjWIvshMI...
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
They’re making flapjacks on the great British baking show and they are not anything like what we call that here. Weird.
But also it made me think of this, and fondly. i.ytimg.com/vi/mjWIvshMI...
But also it made me think of this, and fondly. i.ytimg.com/vi/mjWIvshMI...
Today my friend John and I drop the first music we’ve felt like sharing. We hope there will be more. We’d be humbled if you gave it a listen. widehollowcubs.bandcamp.com/album/hospit...
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Today my friend John and I drop the first music we’ve felt like sharing. We hope there will be more. We’d be humbled if you gave it a listen. widehollowcubs.bandcamp.com/album/hospit...
Look at this box of grape nuts. This is easily four times the size of any box of grape nuts I’ve seen in decades. How does someone go through that much grape nuts?! Me, I love grape nuts and it would take me the rest of my life to polish this off.
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Look at this box of grape nuts. This is easily four times the size of any box of grape nuts I’ve seen in decades. How does someone go through that much grape nuts?! Me, I love grape nuts and it would take me the rest of my life to polish this off.
While we were gushing over the majesty of "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank", my kid reminded me of this. Still holds up, solid assessment.
September 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
While we were gushing over the majesty of "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank", my kid reminded me of this. Still holds up, solid assessment.
“Pride” is not among the emotions I feel when I think of how much of my life must be going toward this shit
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“Pride” is not among the emotions I feel when I think of how much of my life must be going toward this shit