Shane
@shane.bsky.social
We will have many productive seasons here.
*cuts holes in pants*
*googles how to replicate powder burns*
*extracts own blood to smear on the holes*
*thinks about how he got here*
*googles how to replicate powder burns*
*extracts own blood to smear on the holes*
*thinks about how he got here*
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
*cuts holes in pants*
*googles how to replicate powder burns*
*extracts own blood to smear on the holes*
*thinks about how he got here*
*googles how to replicate powder burns*
*extracts own blood to smear on the holes*
*thinks about how he got here*
Just imagine what must have *really* happened that he's so embarrassed he's willing to blame the dog instead.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just imagine what must have *really* happened that he's so embarrassed he's willing to blame the dog instead.
Anything is a lot. It’s too much, really. People should only say some things.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anything is a lot. It’s too much, really. People should only say some things.
On the bright side, I do relish an opportunity to send a reply where the clear subtext is “YOU JUST GOT HIGH-ROADED, MOTHERFUCKER!”
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
On the bright side, I do relish an opportunity to send a reply where the clear subtext is “YOU JUST GOT HIGH-ROADED, MOTHERFUCKER!”