SisBoomBlah
@andrewthemild.bsky.social
Andrew from Pennsylvania, sports fan, bird feeder filler, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.
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SisBoomBlah
@andrewthemild.bsky.social
· Nov 30
John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
For Valentine's Day I'm leaving a trail of rose petals from my couch to the refrigerator
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
For Valentine's Day I'm leaving a trail of rose petals from my couch to the refrigerator
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It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
This karaoke bar doesn't have any Schoolhouse Rock songs
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
This karaoke bar doesn't have any Schoolhouse Rock songs
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But things weren’t going well at all. In fact, the rescue chip Gary sent into the salsa after the first chip also failed to return intact.
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
But things weren’t going well at all. In fact, the rescue chip Gary sent into the salsa after the first chip also failed to return intact.
I think Pedro Pascal is the logical heir to Kevin Bacon in the Six Degrees game
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I think Pedro Pascal is the logical heir to Kevin Bacon in the Six Degrees game
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if I were a pediatrician I'd answer the office phone "NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED"
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
if I were a pediatrician I'd answer the office phone "NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED"
*movie villain bursts into a room, screaming, waving an axe and chasing everyone*
my mom: is that the bad guy?
my mom: is that the bad guy?
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
*movie villain bursts into a room, screaming, waving an axe and chasing everyone*
my mom: is that the bad guy?
my mom: is that the bad guy?
Phoenix Suns coach Jordan Ott
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Phoenix Suns coach Jordan Ott
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listen up, nines. a three is posting
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
listen up, nines. a three is posting
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*pulling the parachute ripcord while in the plane to make sure it's a cute colour before I jump*
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
*pulling the parachute ripcord while in the plane to make sure it's a cute colour before I jump*
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pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap
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Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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[watching the Olympics, mouth full of chicken tenders]
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
July 29, 2024 at 1:02 AM
[watching the Olympics, mouth full of chicken tenders]
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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*seductively takes off glasses* damn baby you’re so blurry
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
*seductively takes off glasses* damn baby you’re so blurry
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putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
What do you mean I failed, I ate every ink blot you showed me
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
What do you mean I failed, I ate every ink blot you showed me
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
July 2, 2023 at 4:33 AM
“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
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Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.