SisBoomBlah
@andrewthemild.bsky.social
Andrew from Pennsylvania, sports fan, bird feeder filler, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.
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John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
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I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas
December 17, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas
Colts QB search not ending with Philip Rivers, sources tell ESPN
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Colts QB search not ending with Philip Rivers, sources tell ESPN
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
My roller derby name is Andy War Hall
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My roller derby name is Andy War Hall
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elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
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I am submitting my offer to buy Warner Bros. for (checks wallet) $12.
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I am submitting my offer to buy Warner Bros. for (checks wallet) $12.
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raising my hand in church and asking god if i can go to the bathroom
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
raising my hand in church and asking god if i can go to the bathroom
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COP: Are you high?
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
COP: Are you high?
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
If I had to do it all over again I wouldn't have made "more" my safe word
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If I had to do it all over again I wouldn't have made "more" my safe word
A detective series set in Brooklyn called The Poifect Moider
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
A detective series set in Brooklyn called The Poifect Moider
Don't make plans with me, I always cancel. Make plots with me instead. Or schemes. I'll always show up for a scheme.
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Don't make plans with me, I always cancel. Make plots with me instead. Or schemes. I'll always show up for a scheme.
There should be a word for when two completely unrelated things resemble each other, like tennis rackets and snowshoes.
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
There should be a word for when two completely unrelated things resemble each other, like tennis rackets and snowshoes.
My flat earth society meeting is tearing itself apart, does the earth orbit the sun like a frisbee, or, as I believe, does it roll around on its edge like a dropped nickel
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My flat earth society meeting is tearing itself apart, does the earth orbit the sun like a frisbee, or, as I believe, does it roll around on its edge like a dropped nickel
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The fuck is a jingle horse
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
DJ is short for Dirty Joke, that's why they don't let kids in the clubs
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
DJ is short for Dirty Joke, that's why they don't let kids in the clubs
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Got tased at bingo again
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got tased at bingo again
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Every cop show: damn, this serial killer is crafty, very smart and sneaky
Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor
Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor
September 8, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Every cop show: damn, this serial killer is crafty, very smart and sneaky
Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor
Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor
Forgive me father for I have sinned, I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Forgive me father for I have sinned, I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Good evening, party of 3? Right this way, allow me to seat you.
*I pick each of you up like baby koalas and gently place you into your chairs*
*I pick each of you up like baby koalas and gently place you into your chairs*
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Good evening, party of 3? Right this way, allow me to seat you.
*I pick each of you up like baby koalas and gently place you into your chairs*
*I pick each of you up like baby koalas and gently place you into your chairs*
Chain mail and chain letter should mean the same thing
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Chain mail and chain letter should mean the same thing
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
Horton Hears a Wut
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Horton Hears a Wut
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.