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This machine kills fascists.
Etiolated sloucher.
Poet, cyclist, wedding celebrant.
Sometimes you run your best race and still finish last, and that’s OK.
This machine kills fascists.
Etiolated sloucher.
Poet, cyclist, wedding celebrant.
Sometimes you run your best race and still finish last, and that’s OK.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Anyway, congratulations again to Norris on having the fastest car or whatever.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Anyway, congratulations again to Norris on having the fastest car or whatever.
Look at that face
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Look at that face
Christmas jumpers are tacky and ridiculous and hello, what's all this then..?
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Christmas jumpers are tacky and ridiculous and hello, what's all this then..?
This post was created specifically for the mince pie eating wrong ‘uns on my timeline. I work in a bakery, we’ve got faasands of ‘em…
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This post was created specifically for the mince pie eating wrong ‘uns on my timeline. I work in a bakery, we’ve got faasands of ‘em…
Anyway, I was joking earlier. Seriously, I think Lando has been brilliant and fully deserves his success.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Anyway, I was joking earlier. Seriously, I think Lando has been brilliant and fully deserves his success.
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account
I’m a bit disappointed that the Mexican FA didn’t resurrect Pique, the anthropomorphic jalapeño pepper, as their mascot for the 2026 World Cup.
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m a bit disappointed that the Mexican FA didn’t resurrect Pique, the anthropomorphic jalapeño pepper, as their mascot for the 2026 World Cup.
‘Television is too woke, I wish it was like the good old days when men didn’t sleep together and they certainly didn’t go around dressed as women’
The good old days:
The good old days:
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
‘Television is too woke, I wish it was like the good old days when men didn’t sleep together and they certainly didn’t go around dressed as women’
The good old days:
The good old days:
I’ll see your 56 and raise you…
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’ll see your 56 and raise you…
Jesus. The final line.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Jesus. The final line.
Now playing. Absolute banger.
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Now playing. Absolute banger.
Who wants an omelette?
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Who wants an omelette?
Christmas wine just dropped. How am I supposed to go three weeks without drinking these?
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Christmas wine just dropped. How am I supposed to go three weeks without drinking these?
‘tis the season…
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
‘tis the season…
So I’m at the bus stop, it’s dark and it’s cold, and the ten past seven bus doesn’t materialise. The app says the next bus will be here at the ten past eight. What am I supposed to do?
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So I’m at the bus stop, it’s dark and it’s cold, and the ten past seven bus doesn’t materialise. The app says the next bus will be here at the ten past eight. What am I supposed to do?