Anyway, it seems to me that there are far too many people in this world who either haven’t read A Christmas Carol, or, didn’t understand its message, and that’s a crying shame.

I used to open a book and not move until it was finished, now I just read a couple of chapters over my breakfast each morning. I also must do better.

I’m never going to be 60. After 59 I’m going biennial.

And there it is...

It happens to me all the time. If they left a message or sent a follow up text I’d get back to them, but usually they don’t so I have to assume it’s some sort of scam.

*shudder*

I just fell down a PIF rabbit hole and came across this. Chilling in more ways than one.

RIP and all that. I never answer the phone if I don't know the number and I never answer the door if I don't know who's on the other side of it. I'm amazed that anyone still does.

Such good news!

Nice. I’ll have all the cheeses, except the ones with bits of fruit in.

Good for you. You’ve got some wriggle room to do damage over Christmas…

It's complete nonsense and entirely unworkable but it makes a good soundbite. I'm looking forward to the first Premier League footballer who gets caught speeding being bundled off to Argentina in shackles. Let's see how that plays out.

It wouldn’t cause any problems. Because of the CTA anyone deported to Ireland and stripped of British citizenship is legally entitled to return to the UK using their Irish passport and live there indefinitely.

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