Alright then

The only #Doge I wanna hear about

I think I'm going to have to log off of the internet for a bit before the news cycle breaks my brain entirely. Hundreds of millennia of human evolution have not provided us the cognitive tools required to process this level of administrative chaos.

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

I wonder if Sharpies at the factory have hopes and dreams of being used by a celebrity to sign merch

There's no "I" in denial.

Now that Agent Orange has taken office, I have but one question for you: Have you accepted Donald Trump as your personal lord and savior?

Whaddup, girlfriends?!

Just to go on the record, plain and simple, I paid $2.89/gal. for 87 gasoline today, January 20, 2025 - inauguration day. Here's hoping this post doesn't age like milk.

Shout out to all the people who don't know the opposite of "in"

A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.