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I don’t wanna make it. I just wanna…
youth librarian | 💖💜💙
you want a light switch? why not zoidberg
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I’ve been playing the sims 4 businesses pack and one of my sims is a tattoo artist. Her business is 5/5 stars now so now she’s giving townies ugly ass face tattoos and they all love them
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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old man yells at country
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“She looks like a toddler who was crying on picture day”
#dogsofbluesky #catahoulaleoparddog #dogsinpjs
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I need to call the ghostbusters after this
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Me: I love you
My dog: *burps in my face*
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
lol oh!
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I used to babysit a two year old who called Christmas “crimmus.” He’s turning 14 next week, and yet crimmus is still in my vocabulary
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
the sweet girl looks good in marker!
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the way I thought ken rosenberg’s nickname in gta was “big baby” simply bc my introduction to him was #callmekevin
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the only reason I drive with a window down in 39° weather
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
me when I see a James Patterson book
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s a millennial Christmas over here #Hanson
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
[barry zuckerkorn voice] those are bawls.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
you say it’s your birthday? it’s my birthday too!
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Taps sign
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My goodness Dave the diver is my happy place
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fresh out the ER and what do I do? Come home and clean dog barf off of carpet.
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
taking offers to step on people dm if interested
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
18% on my way to the plot of 27 dresses
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the cutest judith there ever was
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Cypress the dog had a very hard day yesterday, but now she’s on her favorite couch and snoring so loud. The bravest girl to ever
October 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM