wrench
@wrenchh.bsky.social
I don’t wanna make it. I just wanna…
youth librarian | 💖💜💙
youth librarian | 💖💜💙
you want a light switch? why not zoidberg
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
you want a light switch? why not zoidberg
I’ve been playing the sims 4 businesses pack and one of my sims is a tattoo artist. Her business is 5/5 stars now so now she’s giving townies ugly ass face tattoos and they all love them
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I’ve been playing the sims 4 businesses pack and one of my sims is a tattoo artist. Her business is 5/5 stars now so now she’s giving townies ugly ass face tattoos and they all love them
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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old man yells at country
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
old man yells at country
“She looks like a toddler who was crying on picture day”
#dogsofbluesky #catahoulaleoparddog #dogsinpjs
#dogsofbluesky #catahoulaleoparddog #dogsinpjs
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“She looks like a toddler who was crying on picture day”
#dogsofbluesky #catahoulaleoparddog #dogsinpjs
#dogsofbluesky #catahoulaleoparddog #dogsinpjs
I need to call the ghostbusters after this
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I need to call the ghostbusters after this
Me: I love you
My dog: *burps in my face*
My dog: *burps in my face*
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me: I love you
My dog: *burps in my face*
My dog: *burps in my face*
I used to babysit a two year old who called Christmas “crimmus.” He’s turning 14 next week, and yet crimmus is still in my vocabulary
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I used to babysit a two year old who called Christmas “crimmus.” He’s turning 14 next week, and yet crimmus is still in my vocabulary
the sweet girl looks good in marker!
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the sweet girl looks good in marker!
the way I thought ken rosenberg’s nickname in gta was “big baby” simply bc my introduction to him was #callmekevin
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the way I thought ken rosenberg’s nickname in gta was “big baby” simply bc my introduction to him was #callmekevin
the only reason I drive with a window down in 39° weather
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
the only reason I drive with a window down in 39° weather
me when I see a James Patterson book
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
me when I see a James Patterson book
[barry zuckerkorn voice] those are bawls.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[barry zuckerkorn voice] those are bawls.
you say it’s your birthday? it’s my birthday too!
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
you say it’s your birthday? it’s my birthday too!
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TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
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My goodness Dave the diver is my happy place
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My goodness Dave the diver is my happy place
Fresh out the ER and what do I do? Come home and clean dog barf off of carpet.
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fresh out the ER and what do I do? Come home and clean dog barf off of carpet.
taking offers to step on people dm if interested
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
taking offers to step on people dm if interested
18% on my way to the plot of 27 dresses
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
18% on my way to the plot of 27 dresses
the cutest judith there ever was
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the cutest judith there ever was
Cypress the dog had a very hard day yesterday, but now she’s on her favorite couch and snoring so loud. The bravest girl to ever
October 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Cypress the dog had a very hard day yesterday, but now she’s on her favorite couch and snoring so loud. The bravest girl to ever