Joe Biden was brain-dead, but his powerful progressive agenda also ruined the country, somehow 
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Joe Biden was brain-dead, but his powerful progressive agenda also ruined the country, somehow 
I FEEL like a lot of Dylan songs do this too, but that’s cool Bill, join the drum circle and pass the J 
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I FEEL like a lot of Dylan songs do this too, but that’s cool Bill, join the drum circle and pass the J 
2028: David Brooks leaves young wife for even younger grad student. A tearful Brooks explained “it was the moral choice“
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
2028: David Brooks leaves young wife for even younger grad student. A tearful Brooks explained “it was the moral choice“
I don’t think selling only one ticket for your movie counts as "unity" but OK
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I don’t think selling only one ticket for your movie counts as "unity" but OK
This makes perfect sense, don’t stop.
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This makes perfect sense, don’t stop.
BREAKING: there is a NEW Testament!
 "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
 "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
BREAKING: there is a NEW Testament!
 "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
 "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
It could be foreign interference, Tulsi is from Hawaii after all 
January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It could be foreign interference, Tulsi is from Hawaii after all 
Much like voter fraud, or those wacky SCOTUS hypotheticals.
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Much like voter fraud, or those wacky SCOTUS hypotheticals.
Hallucinations will continue until morale improves
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hallucinations will continue until morale improves
If Bari doesn’t hire Olivia Nuzzi, I will eat a red hat
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
If Bari doesn’t hire Olivia Nuzzi, I will eat a red hat
It’s really the pits.
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It’s really the pits.
Always tough for porn stars to break into mainstream films
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Always tough for porn stars to break into mainstream films
Fix the country, then fix your car
January 29, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Fix the country, then fix your car
Save money on Netflix, squid game right here
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Save money on Netflix, squid game right here
Why don’t they just comply
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Why don’t they just comply
But! They will spray Pledge over the nearby forests, to stop trees from stealing their precious water!
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 AM
But! They will spray Pledge over the nearby forests, to stop trees from stealing their precious water!
Ask Iran's nuclear regulatory agency
January 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Ask Iran's nuclear regulatory agency
I tried to read this. I gave it an honest chance. But these guys just completely lack self-awareness.
Upshot: we were always more moral than you. Can you blame us if our high ideals inexplicably led us into Iraq? 
Also, in discussing American history from 1930 to 2026, not ONE mention of race.
Upshot: we were always more moral than you. Can you blame us if our high ideals inexplicably led us into Iraq? 
Also, in discussing American history from 1930 to 2026, not ONE mention of race.
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I tried to read this. I gave it an honest chance. But these guys just completely lack self-awareness.
Upshot: we were always more moral than you. Can you blame us if our high ideals inexplicably led us into Iraq? 
Also, in discussing American history from 1930 to 2026, not ONE mention of race.
Upshot: we were always more moral than you. Can you blame us if our high ideals inexplicably led us into Iraq? 
Also, in discussing American history from 1930 to 2026, not ONE mention of race.
(Foot stamp) It’s not about CARS, Dave!
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
(Foot stamp) It’s not about CARS, Dave!
Weird greasy jugs… of popcorn!
January 28, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Weird greasy jugs… of popcorn!
If he “finds“ the 12,000 votes, he wins 2020. The 22nd amendment kicks in instantly and he’s done, right?
Right? 
Right? 
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If he “finds“ the 12,000 votes, he wins 2020. The 22nd amendment kicks in instantly and he’s done, right?
Right? 
Right? 
Su-su-san Collins is “concerned“ that Trump might shoot a lamb on Broadway.
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Su-su-san Collins is “concerned“ that Trump might shoot a lamb on Broadway.
So long, Diva Braun
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
So long, Diva Braun