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Dave the Enchanter
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I write, I read, I have tinnitus, I sometimes 🏊‍♂️ 🚴 🏃 I have a black cat, I live near Atlanta and hate it, and my sports teams all suck. AI vegan. I assure you I’m delightful.
Her and MyPillow guy? The Dems had better steamroll these shitheads.
Also, no Repub can *ever* talk shit about celebs and politics.
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 AM
“So please, be tolerant of those who describe a sporting moment as their best ever. We do not lack imagination, nor have we had sad and barren lives; it is just that real life is paler, duller, and contains less potential for unexpected delirium.”
Nick Hornby, “Fever Pitch”
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Best description I ever found of Elon could apply to others in tech as well:
“A really rich, really dumb guy that read Isaac Asimov once in high school.”
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Let this be a warning to the rest of the regime: you too will end up under the bus when the president feels you’ve served your purpose.
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Person: New Yorkers sure are mean and hostile.
NYer: No no no, you got us all wrong. We’re a little short sometimes but you just had a bad day. Come back, it’ll be different.

Person: Philadelphians sure are mean and hostile.
Philadelphian: Yeah, and? Don’t be a fuckin moron and we won’t be nasty.
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
“Well, you answered your own question. They live in my neighborhood. Glad to help!”
*slam*
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Clearly I did, no doubt using the smoke of fine wood to cover the smell of mary jane that offends him so.
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Huh, where is Thomas Chatt— oh right, he fled to Paris because he didn’t like the weed smell in New York.
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
“And there’s a wino down the road…”
“Stairway to Heaven”
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Katie Miller’s dad gave her away to Stephen, if any amount of paternal affection is up for discussion.
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
In addition, Ross violated city of Minneapolis law by killing another human being. Therefore, @minneapolismn.gov , the public demands Ross’s arrest and indictment on murder charges. He will have the opportunity to present a defense at trial, like any American facing court charges. 2/2
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
“My opponent wants you to not have healthcare, to drink polluted water, to have law enforcement kill you for protesting, and for your schools to have no money. My opponent wants your life to suck.”
And all Harris has to do is counter every one of those.
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM