Sour Scooter
@writesomethink.bsky.social
Midwesterner transplanted to California.
Casual desert romper. Actively writer-curious. Pro pet. Anti igmo.
Casual desert romper. Actively writer-curious. Pro pet. Anti igmo.
It’s going great for them I see.
February 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
It’s going great for them I see.
“Hurrr-gurrr….funders…derp….SOROS!….glurp-flurg…justice! … *wet burp* …denaturalization!”
*picks nose publicly and abnormally aggressively*
*picks nose publicly and abnormally aggressively*
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
“Hurrr-gurrr….funders…derp….SOROS!….glurp-flurg…justice! … *wet burp* …denaturalization!”
*picks nose publicly and abnormally aggressively*
*picks nose publicly and abnormally aggressively*
“Rare misstep?”
His entire policy influence has torpedoed Trumpy-Dumpy’s approval ratings. His chosen cronies are all race-raging incompetent lickspittles.
Which of his steps do you consider well placed WSJ?
His entire policy influence has torpedoed Trumpy-Dumpy’s approval ratings. His chosen cronies are all race-raging incompetent lickspittles.
Which of his steps do you consider well placed WSJ?
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
“Rare misstep?”
His entire policy influence has torpedoed Trumpy-Dumpy’s approval ratings. His chosen cronies are all race-raging incompetent lickspittles.
Which of his steps do you consider well placed WSJ?
His entire policy influence has torpedoed Trumpy-Dumpy’s approval ratings. His chosen cronies are all race-raging incompetent lickspittles.
Which of his steps do you consider well placed WSJ?
Is it kinda sad that I know what you’re talking about? Lol
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Is it kinda sad that I know what you’re talking about? Lol
That’s what space exploration needs, financial boat anchors.
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
That’s what space exploration needs, financial boat anchors.
So he fails law 101.
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
So he fails law 101.
Jokes on you, he hasn’t had liquid blood since ‘96.
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Jokes on you, he hasn’t had liquid blood since ‘96.
Awwwww. Maybe quit then.
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Awwwww. Maybe quit then.
Narrator: They definitely have those things.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Narrator: They definitely have those things.
Start printing the campaign stickers.
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Start printing the campaign stickers.
The weak link in this trifecta?
AI.
Twitter is what it is. A shit place where shit people say shit things. Valueless, really.
Space X has assets and theoretically can begin producing real value in launch contracts.
AI is a black hole of costs and no ROI for the foreseeable future.
AI.
Twitter is what it is. A shit place where shit people say shit things. Valueless, really.
Space X has assets and theoretically can begin producing real value in launch contracts.
AI is a black hole of costs and no ROI for the foreseeable future.
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The weak link in this trifecta?
AI.
Twitter is what it is. A shit place where shit people say shit things. Valueless, really.
Space X has assets and theoretically can begin producing real value in launch contracts.
AI is a black hole of costs and no ROI for the foreseeable future.
AI.
Twitter is what it is. A shit place where shit people say shit things. Valueless, really.
Space X has assets and theoretically can begin producing real value in launch contracts.
AI is a black hole of costs and no ROI for the foreseeable future.
What a fuckin piece of shit he is.
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
What a fuckin piece of shit he is.
lol. Comedy gold.
Lets see, barely 10% recovery of up front production and ad costs opening weekend, with likely massive decrease of ticket sales going forward.
Might make maybe $15 million box office domestically and another maybe $8 million internationally?
That’s a loss of around $40 million.
Lets see, barely 10% recovery of up front production and ad costs opening weekend, with likely massive decrease of ticket sales going forward.
Might make maybe $15 million box office domestically and another maybe $8 million internationally?
That’s a loss of around $40 million.
February 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
lol. Comedy gold.
Lets see, barely 10% recovery of up front production and ad costs opening weekend, with likely massive decrease of ticket sales going forward.
Might make maybe $15 million box office domestically and another maybe $8 million internationally?
That’s a loss of around $40 million.
Lets see, barely 10% recovery of up front production and ad costs opening weekend, with likely massive decrease of ticket sales going forward.
Might make maybe $15 million box office domestically and another maybe $8 million internationally?
That’s a loss of around $40 million.
I’m assuming her mom was on shrooms and hallucinating the entire time.
May be she wasn’t actually at a movie theater at all - perhaps this was her impression of a local livestock auction.
May be she wasn’t actually at a movie theater at all - perhaps this was her impression of a local livestock auction.
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I’m assuming her mom was on shrooms and hallucinating the entire time.
May be she wasn’t actually at a movie theater at all - perhaps this was her impression of a local livestock auction.
May be she wasn’t actually at a movie theater at all - perhaps this was her impression of a local livestock auction.
Hard hitting journalism.
Nothing important going on here.
Nothing important going on here.
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hard hitting journalism.
Nothing important going on here.
Nothing important going on here.
Expel them all.
It would be the same if the tables were turned.
Throw em out!
It would be the same if the tables were turned.
Throw em out!
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Expel them all.
It would be the same if the tables were turned.
Throw em out!
It would be the same if the tables were turned.
Throw em out!
Lolol. Corporate shitshows all day every day.
The money wasted on this cul de sac could’ve just been spent on more staff at higher wages and they would likely have more to show for it.
The money wasted on this cul de sac could’ve just been spent on more staff at higher wages and they would likely have more to show for it.
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Lolol. Corporate shitshows all day every day.
The money wasted on this cul de sac could’ve just been spent on more staff at higher wages and they would likely have more to show for it.
The money wasted on this cul de sac could’ve just been spent on more staff at higher wages and they would likely have more to show for it.
He does seem miffed at the contraption.
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
He does seem miffed at the contraption.